The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Items Found:	5502	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Midnight HCF

Factions, Hardcore, PvP

Come on to play some hcf!!!! Just started this first map yesterday come check it out. Gonna have a pvp tourney at 9:15 Pm Est for some ranks.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5939	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AspiredPrison

Prison, PvP

Aspired Prison is an non op prison server. What is a prison server? you might be asking yourself. While in prison, your main goal is to mine resources, sell them and buy your self out of jail. But other players can kill you, potentiality setting you back,

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mines Excavated:	3641
Void Armor Forged:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PvP Zone

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to the server! We have gapple pvp, no cooldown, and 50% of ALL ranks on the store! Make sure to join the server and vote daily for cool rewards!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Wombocraft Network

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Be the strongest warrior of all! Hardcore Games is a game mode in which you must use your skills and strategies to be the last survivor among many! Choose your kit and build your strategy to be victorious!

Our Social Networks

▹Site: http://www.wombocraft.com.br ▹Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/wombocraft ▹Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/wombocraft

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Potions Brewed:	107
New Chunks Explored:	961357	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Hawaii Minecraft CES

Creative, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Aloha This Hawaii Minecraft Server is based in Honolulu Hawaii we are locally ran and owned in Punahou. CuttingEdge Systems is IT-Solution that enjoys gaming and has provided access from our Ohana.

Thank you

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Lucky Prison

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

LUCKYPRISON // OP PRISON // LUCKY BLOCKS // CUSTOM CODED

Welcome to LuckyPrison, a fully custom OP Prison server ran by non-abusive admins! We run monthly large events, and weekly small events. Come join the fun, and don’t let them kill harambe!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	161
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ISLEMC

Factions, Prison

A GREAT Server with factions and Prison! It is a brand new server that isn’t very big right now but our community will grow and grow. Please tell friends, family, neighbors, relatives, and anyone you know that is a MC enthusiast. ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ISLE MC! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Check it out! Brand new! Awesome!

Seriously go check it out it’ll be worth it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crops Grown:	6526
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Animals Bred:	14	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EARTH

Creative, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server open to public for a limited time.

Everyone plays how they want. Large worldguard regions for everyone. Survival only areas, creative commons areas, secret areas. Members have stayed members for years, there is space for a few more.

This server is child friendly, language is to be kept G rated at all times.

If you are looking for a server to spend some time building something of your own, this is it. You could claim a forest, set it as survival, and block anyone else from entering. You could join someone else’s region and help on other projects. Build your own mini-games… the possibilities are endless. Backups daily in multiple locations. This server is for anyone who wants freedom to roam and build as they want, without the fear of someone else destroying it.

You must register on the website for server privileges. EarthStation.enjin.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Divine

MCMMO

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Devoted Hell

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Hardcore city building and political PvP – play.devotedmc.com

Getting bored of the same old faction fights over and over again? Try our hardcore server with Citadel, PrisonPearl, and a host of plugins that make realistic conflict possible.

Build up a city, recruit citizens, enforce laws, and banish those that break the laws to the End.

Or, be an outlaw and constantly run from bounty hunters looking to imprison you.

It’s all up to you. IP: play.devotedmc.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

bartkowy serwer

Survival Games

We invite you to Bartek’s server, where you will have great fun. Various types of games are available on the server. We hope you will like them. Please contact us by e-mail [email protected].

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DarkKillers Dark Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour

Explore The Dark Side Everywhere You Go In My Server.You Will Have Lots Of Fun Playing Mini Games And Doing Creative And Much Much More Will Come In My Server Of Fun And Awesomeness.There Will Be Mini Games Like Spleef,Hide And Seek,Death Run Much Much More Will Come As We Get More Staff And Helpers.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Farms Harvested:	829	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SurgeCraft

Survival, Vanilla

SMP Survival minecraft with a great community! Focus on building and redstone, SurgeCraft is a family friendly Survival Minecraft server fit for any play style.

To join the server skype me at: sergio.carli1221 or email me at: [email protected]

for an application.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pinkys Adult Playground

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

ugN Gaming is an international gaming community consisting of players from around the world. We at ugN pride ourselves on creating a fun and fair environment for our members to play the games they love.

Towny Jobs / McMMO Creative Ranks Economy Land Claims Grief Protection And much more…

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Divine Spears Created:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Ores Mined:	7206

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GemiCraft

Prison

Come and join our very fun prison server splits new but still good. Try your luck in our casino, but don’t be rude, you can still get into trouble

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.