The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchantments Applied:	127
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Diamond Factions

Factions, PvP, Skywars

Hey everyone! Wanna come have some fun on a factions server? We have a wide range of things to do on line, starting with factions as our biggest hit! Our staff are amazing, and make sure that everyone is having a fun, safe and enjoyable time on line! As this is a new server, we are looking for amazing players, just like you! So, come join in on the fun!:D

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

UsM Server

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Hello! Are you looking for a server with a great spawn, Nice people, mature staff, and more like that? If so, The UsM Server is the server for you! We never ban for no reason, and we respect everyone! We do not allow bullying or any rules to be broken. We make sure everyone enjoys their time. We will always answer all your questions, and we have staff/undercover staff on almost 24/7! So you will/should be treated fairly. So come join us now! We have everything ready and set up (including shops). We were sure to double check everything, but if you find a glitch, please, let us know! We have shops, MCMMO, RAIDING, and a great spawn like no other! > Don’t believe us? Well come see for yourself! 🙂 We’re looking forward to seeing you there! Have a good day/night!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Evolvecraft Hub

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Skyblock

A new hub server part of a dedicated community that has been around for over 5 years. We have Pixelmon, Skyblock, Creative, and more to add.

The only rules for the server itself are: 1. Be Ethical 2. Be respectful to all players and staff 3. No Hacked clients 4. And perhaps the most important, have fun!

The Skyblock server has the option of 3 types of island, allowing you to choose which you desire to use, also there are due islands for those of you who wish to play with a friend.

Our Pixelmon server has Hoenn, Jhoto and Kanto gyms and regions with player gym leaders and the towns to explore. We also have a suurvival aspect as you can explore the world and create your own houses, towns and alliences if you wish to have to less RPG pixelemon experience.

Our creative server is a plot based system, allowing for the use of plots to exhibit your builds to the other players, and space where your creations cannot be touched.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

UsM Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Everyone at the Official UsM Server Welcome you and hope to see you on the server soon if you are viewing our PMC page, we are always looking to grow our community!

Check us out on YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCar2-gujyNzOb3mPZ_bLm2w ) and you never know, you may see yourself in one of our daily videos.

Our server hopes to bring back the old, un-modded, vanilla server that we all used to play as we started minecraft…minimal plugins and just a basic test of how well you are able to survive with only the basics in minecraft.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Crops Grown:	4393
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6246

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Faet Survival MC

PvE, PvP, Vanilla

A small survival with a few hand-coded guns . There is a gun arena where you spawn in and loads of fun to spiral from there! There are many plug-ins, and a few are completely handmade such as the gun plug-in. Cant wait to see you on!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pentacraft

Tekkit

Russian HI-Tech Minecraft Server. Lamper hi-tech. Above than 50 mods: # GraviSuite Reloaded #AE2 # Buildcraft # Galacticraft # Thermal Expansion and more. Join us and play!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Why not Minecraft

Creative, Survival

We are a Minecraft community and have our own server. We’re always looking for people who enjoy playing Minecraft and also want to work on larger projects from time to time. With us you get promoted through good buildings and not through pay. Our server is and remains completely free. At the moment our server offers the following functions: – Rights system – general commands such as setting a home. – Security to protect boxes and ovens – Economy – land plots – Shops for buying and selling items – Jobs to earn money while playing Further information on our website.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EndlessGames

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

THE MINECRAFT FANTASY MMORPG EXPERIENCE.

ENGLISH – Are you looking for a Minecraft server to play with your friends, but are you tired of just doing pvp? You will finally appreciate the Minecraft experience again and will no longer want to alternate it with other video games.

ENGLISH – Are you looking for a Minecraft server where you can play with your friends, but are you tired of doing only pvp? Finally you will return to appreciate the experience of Minecraft and you will no longer want to alternate it with other videogames.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Emeralds Found:	9653	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Epic Legends Faction/ RevivedMc

Factions, PvP

Join Epic Legends!

We are a awesome community of caring people. I also own Epic Legends Factions! Website: EpicLegends.ml TS: TS.EpicLegends.ml Survival: Survival.EpicLegends.ml

Enjoy!

Giveaway When We Reach 20 Players Online! We Will Give Away Two Legend Ranks!

This giveaway is for only the online players, so join now! THE OWNER IS NOT KIRITO40312, IT IS IEPICDESTROYER

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	6301

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Orepros Network

Creative, Factions, Prison

Welcome to join Orepros network:D We got Good stuff U get easily friends, And We got Facs, prison and creative.:D

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	153
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TheGoldyIron

Prison, PvP, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to TheGoldyIron! Do you want to build a large city? Trade with other cities and towns? Join our Towny server from our hub! If that doesn’t sound appealing to you, you must be a warrior or emperor that seeks action, our Towny server has PVP! Thanks to our wonderful server admins you can choose from any of these roles!

Even if that doesn’t interest you we have a Creative Server where you and your friends can relax, fly around and build whatever you want! We even have a Prison Server under construction RIGHT NOW! Here at TheGoldyIron we do not discriminate, we wish to create a safe, fun and interesting community for everyone! No matter your sexuality, gender, or nationality. We, TheGoldyIron staff are always there to support our members, and if we aren’t around we have awesome systems to help you out! Want more information, see features and updates? Join us on our website http://www.thegoldyiron.se/ to find out more about our servers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dark Factions

Factions

Dark factions is a factions server that is soon becoming a network with lots of minigames, arcade games, and gamemodes that everyone will have lots of fun on.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Skat3rCraft

Mini Games

a fun server with kind staff. still in the process of making. we have multiple minigames that everyone will enjoy. apply for staff and maybe you may just get the rank. The staff is kind and friendly and will help you with whatever you need. we are 1.9.2 server. have fun playing our minigames and always follows the rules. we do instant banning for people who don’t follow the rules

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Planet Skyblock

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Planet Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	1647	Runes Activated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CascadeMC Network

Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We are a gaming server devoted to giving you high quality and unique Minecraft experiences that youve never seen before.

We promise to keep purchase costs affordable, staff presence high, and to continue to provide a magnificent gaming experience.

Here at CascadeMC, we have combined state of the art technology, an exceptional team of developers and team members, and innovative community leaders to continue to carry out our vision of what an excellent game server should be and how epic it should feel.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.