The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Players Killed by Monsters:	5745	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TheCOVE

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Non-OP Factions

Our Factions server is a non-op factions server with an old school feel. Yes we are on 1.12 but…we have pre-1.9 combat mechanics plus more so, it gives the feel of being on a 1.8 Factions server. There’s plenty to do and the rules in this world are very minimal! We allow griefing, raiding, killing etc! So you’re not going to be in need of fun! Check out our site for the rules and come join us now!

Join us now!

Thanks,

DigbyDigs

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Animals Bred:	33

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Enigmia

PvE

Want to play minecraft with other people but are overwhelmed by the amount of mods and plugins added to most servers? Well we present ENIGMIA. Our motto is “Perks not mods”

We are still very new and still under construction, join us and help us grow!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6995	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Over Mc

Creative, Skywars, Survival

Versions: 1.8 y 1.9 ——————– {{{OVERMC}}}——————– Incredible Duels in FullPvP 0% the Lag MODALITIES Skywars, Team skywars, Survival,Creativo y mucho mas…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PIE PVE Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to PIE a new Minecraft survival server, we strive to create a fun, enjoyable server that fosters creativity and innovation. If you love building in a free and constructive environment, then this is definitely the server for you. We are a grief free, community based server, which is primarily PvE. However, we have plans to build dedicated PvP arenas in the future. Check out our live map to see how the server is progressing http://pie.yt/map/.

The core ethos of the PIE project is to provide and preserve an environment of courtesy and respect towards individuals, their creations and efforts. We believe this leads to a great experience that anyone of any age or background can enjoy. NB: This is a survival server, corpse runs are to be expected and gold is required to teleport anywhere except spawn.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Potions Brewed:	73	Dragon Eggs Found:	3146
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Titanium Gaming

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Titanium Gaming’s survival Minecraft server [Updated description coming soon, this is all just filler for the time being]

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CyrexCraft

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

CyrexCraft is a factions, plots, pvp and raid server. Right now we are semi looking for staff who can apply on our server website, if your just looking for a good time on minecraft,Ii do recommend you join us.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Towns Built:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

McPrime

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

MCPRIME IS THE TOP 1.20.1 FACTIONS SERVER! NOW FEATURING: MCMMO / KIT PVP / CUSTOM ENCHANTS + MORE!!!

COME PLAY TODAY!!

99.9% UPTIME | DEDICATED SERVER STAFF

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Gods Slained:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Fac-tions

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a brand new factions server where raiding and griefing is allowed, w have a fully functional website and store, http://fac-tions.enjin.com/home http://fac-tions.enjin.com/shop http://fac-tions.enjin.com/staffapplications We are looking staff but dont ask for it, play 4 hours then apply 🙂

IP : 208.66.79.98:25597

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DANCRAFT

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

Dancraft is the ultimate server network. Credits, synced balances, daily crates, awesome minigames and a structured economy are just a few of our epic features. Our servers currently consist of: – Factions – Skyblock – Prison – KitPVP – Ulti – SkyWars – Hunger Games – DanGames – UHC See you soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Zombie Dances:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Magoo Craft

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

MagooCraft is a Server network consisting of Survival, Sky Block. hosted by an extremely experienced and friendly staff team. We are hosted on a dedicated server fwith 24/7 up-time, lots of plugins, no lag, and an amazing staff team. We have lots of plugins to enhance your experience but we do include Shops, /vote, /buy and more!

All Votes give you rewards on our survival or skyblock servers including several items, in game money!

The Server can also be found at play.magoocraft.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Dimension Hops:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Bucket Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to The Bucket Survival!

If you’re looking for a server that focuses mainly on the survival aspect of the game, join The Bucket!

24/7 – Dedicated No need to wait around for build rights, Get to building right away!

Anyone and everyone is welcome* *so long as you abide to the rules.

Contact Info: thebucketsurvival.enjin.com [email protected]

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

yihaifenglan

KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

Minecraft server yihaifenglan kitpvp mcmmo PVP PvE ………………………. PVP Disarm

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

atvcraft

Creative, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to our server! Vote daily to earn vote keys! we offer tons of gamemodes! survival , creative , skywars , prison , skyblock , minigames , survival games and tons more!

– ATVTEAM

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Gods Slained:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Fusion Evolved

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvE, Survival

Hello and thanks for paying attention to the server. The server is called Fusion Evolved and right now it’s on it’s very beggining. We are currently looking for staff, so if you would like to join the staff please come and join the server. The server is run on Bisect Hosting on an unlimited SSD space storage and Dual Xeon CPUs, DDR3 ECC RAM. It’s DDoS Protected. It has Unlimited Player Slots but right now we are limiting it to 50 Players since it’s a new server The rules are very simple : – Do not be excessively rude or offensive to other staff and players. – Do not hack or cheat in any, sort or form. – Raiding is not allowed on claimed territory or active player territory.

The server is a FTB Infinity Evolved server running on 1.7.10

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3295	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Nerubian

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock

We have 3 Servers updated to 1.8. The Survival server has about 60 plugins and is currently being remodeled

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!