The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4381	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Countries and Nations MC

Earth, Factions, Roleplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

Join the discord to the whitelisted into the server! https://discord.gg/cnmc CNMC (AKA: Countries and nations MC) is a Minecraft Java Server created on 1/29/22. We use a custom 30k x 30k map, so you’re ensured to never get bored while exploring; we have custom weapons and alcoholic drinks! We allow you to make your own businesses, towns, and even a country! It’s easy to gain money in the server, with stocks, tons of businesses, and more!

CNMC has a kind and friendly community, we welcome new members with open arms. We have a plethora of countries you can join, and so much more unique and diverse towns! With over 300 players in the Discord, its hard to not get bored!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Underblock.GG

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Underblock.GG is a brand new premium Minecraft network launched in 2023!

We provide a top tier experience with a full-time team of developers, managers, and friendly helpful staff members to enhance your experience within our community.

Join today to see what Underblock is all about!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Its Reggie Right

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

It’s Reggie, Right! A new UK based Minecraft server network. We’ve got a great community that’s child friendly. Low pings with lots of game types. Cross platform – Play with either Bedrock or Java from version 1.12 to 1.19. Come along and play with us today! *** Sprint Racer • PvP • Sky Block • Factions • Bed Wars • Creative • Survival • Economy ***

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EastHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Adventurer, to EastHaven! Do you you have what it takes to battle Giants and bloodthirsty Beasts? Forge epic gear? Slay legendary bosses? Can you tame, and settle the wild lands of Jotunheim, and prosper in spite of the unforgiving land? If this sounds like you, then look no further! Join us in this realm’s first human settlement of its kind, EastHaven, and go fourth and carve out your Viking legacy!

We have tons of fresh, custom, unique features for you to experience and explore across the lands, as well as some old favorites such as MCMMO, CustomEnchants, MythicMobs, Jobs, Ranks, Brewery, etc. Craft and collect countless fully custom items, and gear! Bring your PvP to the OP-level with near-infinite custom enchant combinations! Tame new, and custom Mobs! Get rewarded for playing with scaling daily McMMO bonuses, and free Daily Gifts! Get rewarded for supporting the server with voting! Enjoy the constant stream of Envoy, KotH, Fishing Competition, and Capture Point Events; PLUS seasonal and themed events sprinkled in throughout the year!

Are you the type to fight for glory, riches and fame? Maybe you live for the grind? Or perhaps you want to dig your boots in, build, and farm your way into being the richest, most powerful potato mogul the 9 realms has ever seen!? (Hey, I don’t know; but we’ve made sure to account for everyone’s playstyles, so matter what you love to do, it will feel rewarding, and you will find success and enjoyment in doing it! )

Stake your claim in the dangerous, monster inhabited lands of Jotunheim; master your skills, claim your Othala, collect your bounty, and leave behind a story worth the read. The future of humanity depends on it!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Grand SMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a survival sever on papermc! We support both java and bedrock players. They can both connect over the same ip, with bedrock on port 19132. We use Coreprotect, EssentialsX, Geyser, Floodgate, Griefprevention, Luckperms, Ultimatefreeze, Vault, Worldedit, Worldguard, Discordsrv, AutoMessage, UltimateAutoRestart, and TradeSign.

Hope to see you there!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Aurora Gaming Networks

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Aurora Gaming Networks Modded minecraft server running ATM 8. We encourage trading and Building as a Community but also allow pvp to some extent

We are a new community starting up, so if you want to be part of building a new community and playing games you have come to the right place!

Server is hosted in Sweden but we all speak english.

If you have any questions or ideas hop on our discord and we will do our best to answer them!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LuckierMC

Skyblock, Towny

First in Turkey: SkyBlock with Lucky Block! Games: Towny, Chance Block SkyBlock Have you ever played skyblock before with +16 different luck blocks and dozens of special items? LuckierMC is a great environment for players who are bored of the same SkyBlock formats! If you wish, you can also play on the real world map in our Towny game mode and compete with other players by establishing your own town & country!

IP : Play.LuckierMC.com Java & Bedrock – Cross Platform You can enter with all versions between 1.16.5 and 1.19.2. Site: https://luckiermc.com

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

OreCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival

OreCraft is a Minecraft server with Survival OP and Survival Custom, the plugins are fun, support for BEDROCK and JAVA 1.20. We prioritize a clean and respectful community. Join us and live amazing adventures!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Medieval Kingdoms

PvE, PvP, Vanilla

Medieval Kingdoms is a tight community server with lots to offer! Plugins such as GriefPrevention and Treegravity allow for optimal gameplay while you can focus on more important things… like ruling your own kingdom. Medieval Kingdoms is a 1.18 server with semi casual PVP based gameplay. We have 5 kingdoms which all will have their own systems, player markets, trading and more! Go to war with other Kingdoms for ultimate bragging rights or build the coolest castle for everyone to see. This particular server is new, but the medieval theme’d servers I host are not. We’ve been around since Jan 2020 and are continuing to grow with one of our servers reaching over 30k+ unique players. Being one of the first to join Medieval Kingdoms I’m sure will inherit you your own boasting rights… and maybe even a kingdom to rule.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

My Hero Mineademia

PvP, Survival, Towny

My Hero Mineademia: Inspired by the anime My Hero Academia. The server is always up and active, featuring a friendly community with self assignable roles for quirks and preferred pro nouns. If you run into any issues there is a ticket system in the discord as well. The admins are always ready to help and fix in issue. The server is generally a more simple/laid-back experience with the my hero mod, featuring generally small quality of life mods to help enhance the overall experience. You are encouraged to become your own hero or villain and can create your own faction of super heroes. Every faction can have a private channel in the discord. There will be events similar to the anime.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixel Fam

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to the PixelFam Pixelmon Network!

Pixelmon Version 8.2 Minecraft Version 1.12.2 IP: pixelfam.modded.fun Discord: https://discord.gg/EYK9GQBt

What We have to Offer: Absolutely NO Pay to Win! INCLUDING: -GTS -SAFARI -Economy that is regulated by an economist -Weekly Live Streams! Much Much MORE!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

2B2T Xin

PvP, Survival

This is a 2b2t from China Unlike 2b2t.org We have better Dupe Item way Non Chinese holidays and weekends Place 10 shulker box The server will return you the same shulker box And we open hopper 32K Elytra Fly The most important point!!! We have offline login!!! If you want to play offline, it is recommended to use Chinese ID Because genuine players can change their passwords [I come from China, so the translation may not be accurate]

Good Luck!Have Fun~

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Farms Harvested:	495
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ranenetwork

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A small Finnish server is worth joining:))))) You can grieve and shout the n-word in bedrock also works

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Animals Bred:	84
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineCub NetWork

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

Minecraft server 1.7 – 1.16.4 with more than 9 years online that has numerous minigames such as Destroy the Nexus, Practice, SkyBlock, KitPvP, Defend the Village and many more.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sapphire MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join us at SapphireMC! FREE to play, not pay to win. We have many unique features such as: • Land Claiming • MCMMO • PVP • Crates • Build Competitions • Discord Community • Events/Minigames • Jobs • Quests • Banks & Bank Robberies • Over 50 in-game levels • Pure Survival • Friendly Community • Active Staffs • Chest Shops • Smooth gameplay! • And more!

What are you waiting for? PLAY.SAPPHIREMC.ORG

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!