The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EclipseMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EclipseMC is a survival economy server hosted in the USA [1] Keep swearing in public chat to a minimum [2] Hacking is punishable by ban [3] Scamming of IRL purchases is bannable [4] Advertising links not affiliated with EclipseMC is muteable for a minimum of 1 day [5] We reserve the right to remove any perks at any time with no warning [6] All purchases are final unless they are directed immediately to [email protected] [7] purchases may take up to 24 hours to go through [8] Paypal disputes are bannable unless the owner/admins are contacted about it and a time/date is set up [9] Harrassment is punishable by mute [10] Have fun <-- Most important [11] contact staff if you have any questions

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ultranetwork

Bedwars, Cracked, Custom Enchants, op prison, Op skyblock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AnarchyHeroes

Skyblock

AnarchyHeroes [1.7/1.8]

Server network with awesome faction server. IP: play.anarchyheroes.com | Website: www.anarchyheroes.com

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RecruitPvP

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

This a great and fun faction server. It is set up by me and a few other custom coders come in and stop by! And we DO NEED STAFF.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dank prison

Classic Prison, Custom Coded, Custom Enchants, Custom Prison, op prison, Prison, PvP, Unique

Dank Prison was Released January 1st 2018. I set out on a quest to create the best prison server possible. Realizing there was no good plugins I could just download I started creating my own. I work on server daily to improve existing code and implement new code to provide the Best Prison Experience

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Yu-Craft

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Towny

Welcome to Yu-Craft, THE Minecraft Trading Card Game Server (NO MODS NEEDED)

> Open packs to get rare cards! > Compete in weekly Tournaments! > Explore the Survival world and create a town! > Build your own Duel Arenas and duel friends!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Sprint.net

Creative, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A tight knit community of people that love playing minecraft, server is currently undergoing development, but in the mean time come join our silly antics. it’s always a good time there.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4703	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Saigonmc

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

SaigonMC is a Vietnamese Minecraft server built with a focus on survival mode to build a civilized and healthy community of Minecraft gamers, the best destination for people who like to play this game.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MinePlanets

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Hey Guys!

MinePlanet’s just released their new Factions Server! This is the first of a chain of new server’s that we are releasing.

We’ll even put on a bet that you will love the new sensation! We have gone to thorough lengths to ensure that you really enjoy it!

You can check out more about the MinePlanets server at any of the following locations;

Our Forums @ www.mineplanets.com/forums Our Website @ www.mineplanets.com Our Store @ www.store.mineplanets.com

OR in game! MC.MINEPLANETS.COM

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EnderCrafty

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Mini Game Server with survival, just a leisure server looking for fun and well behaved members. No age limit, swearing allowed, gay friendly, and looking for staff!! Unlike most servers we push donations so that we can increase the server size and get people to play and create the ultimate mini game experience completely set to the way you guys want it. We will not directly ask you for donations, the website and various ways of seeing the benefits of donating will be on the server itself.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Imaginefun

Achievements, Adventure, Community, Friendly, Quality, Quests

Welcome to Imagine Fun.

The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	58	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OPEmpire

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

OPEmpire is an overpowered network with the following servers:

[*] OP Factions [*] ON KitPvP [*] OP SkyBlock [*] ON Prison

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Clash of the Elements

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Vanilla

Join an epic fight between six rival teams! Each team has its own unique playstyle, but you can loot other players to combine their powers! You can get a free trial by emailing [email protected]!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Bms

Welcome to Bangladesh minecraft society representative server. this is a survival vanilla sever with changes to the gameplay. you can always enjoy here everything is fun with the support of geyser. your bedrock friends can also join and play together . we have ddos protection so that wont be an issue for your game .

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Potions Brewed:	50
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PrestigeMC

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

PrestigeMC is dedicated to bringing you the best experience possible! We aim to offer you an unique experience whilst maintaining a fun and balanced atmosphere for everyone! Our mission is to always be the first Minecraft server to bring you all the newest and most innovative features available to maintain a clean and fresh gameplay experience!

– Skyblock – Events/Updates – Bug free custom enchantments – IRL Cash for Top Islands

Play Today! IP: play.prestigemc.org Website: http://prestigemc.org

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!