The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pyracraft

Custom, Earth, Kingdom, smp

Welcome to PyraCraft – Unleash Your Kingdom’s Legacy!

Embark on an epic journey in the expansive world of PyraCraft, where Earth meets the enchanting realm of Minecraft. Our server offers a unique SMP experience, blending the familiar landscapes of our planet with the endless possibilities of the blocky universe.

Key Features:Earth SMP: Explore a meticulously crafted map mirroring the real-world terrain. Traverse lush forests, scale towering mountains, and establish your kingdom in the diverse landscapes of PyraCraft.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, wage wars, and build thriving civilizations. Create your own kingdom, each with its distinct style, culture, and governance. Will you be a peaceful realm or a mighty conqueror?Custom Features: Immerse yourself in a world of unparalleled possibilities with PyraCraft’s bespoke features. Uncover hidden treasures, encounter mythical creatures, and master unique gameplay elements that set our server apart.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JOIUS

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

JOIUS-MC The hottest server there is [1.8.x]

Current [BEWERBUNGSPHASE] We are looking for YOU to join our team! I’d like to hear from you…

Infos Help build our city on your land. You can even keep animals and build redstone contraptions. There are several raffle lots and a FREE ITEM donor!

Everyone here is friendly and no one gets griefed! We pay close attention to that. Our lovely supporters will be happy to help you get started.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftMC.Lt

Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

WWW.CRAFTMC.LT – MINECRAFT SURVIVAL/PVP/FACTIONS/SKYWARS ON THE SERVER! IP: mc.craftmc.lt | Come and have fun with us! Only here you will learn to achieve your goals, not free stuff! Claim: /kit action

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Realmportalmc

Custom Bosses, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Magic, mmo, PvE, RPG, smp, Towny

A unique take on RPGMMO Towny / Survival experience with custom items, mobs, bosses, classes, skills, magic and more. PvE Survival with a whole lot more.

▣ Choose from several classes with various skills and level-up RPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses in an enhanced towny experience.

▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.

▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the open-world wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.

▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions as well as functional factories and farms.

▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.

▣ Enjoy an immersive experience with new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.

▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Chroma Skyblock

PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Chroma Gaming! So far we are a prison server that has a dream to go big! Soon we will expand into a hub network and we will have other gamemodes like Factions, Survival, Hunger games, and more! Our IP is 158.69.5.39:25580 We hope to see you there!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Lockout

1vs1, Custom, Custom MiniGames, Custom Plugins, free, Fun, Minigames, Multiplayer Survival, PvE, PvP Survival

LOCKOUT.biz is a Survival Minigame where players are dropped into a new vanilla world with no gear.

There are two teams, Yellow Team and Blue Team.

The game has 15 objectives that are shared between both teams.

Once one team completes an objective, that objective is locked and nobody can complete it.

The first team to complete 8 objectives has locked out the other team, meaning they win!

Lockout can be played with any number of players on each team and can support any number of games at once. It is designed to be completely autonomous and should require no staff intervention while functioning normally.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Farms Harvested:	508	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Divinity PvP Factions

Factions, PvP

Divinity is a new dedicated PvP Factions server.

Don’t waste your time being lost in old and big servers, stop trying to compete with people who are overpowered. Start fresh with everyone else to truly to enjoy the benefits of winning fights and raiding. Our spawn is small and there is no work to start playing. Within minutes you could be building a base.

Divinity offers you a chance to be the first people to join the server to make history and experience the growth of the server first-hand. Be part of the Divine community and within time you can find yourself in a staff position.

We award recognition for player’s who deserve it and you’ll truly feel like a part of a community within the server and our website.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KikkerCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

KikkerCraft, minigames, survival, PVP, PVE, fun spawn, lots of online, nice and friendly players, lots of plugins and much more.

Kikkercraft is the successor to the popular CoolCraft that has been around since 2011. We thought it was time for a new website, new server and a new name: KikkerCraft.

KikkerCraft is a Dutch and Belgian Minecraft server with a fantastic spawn and many nice players who want to work with you day and night to build the coolest buildings you can imagine. KikkerCraft has a large survival world with Factions (= protected areas), you can claim your own area and build there with your friends. You can also attack and conquer other factions, so you can become the strongest faction. We have a number of fun and useful plugins that make playing on the server fun.

Feel free to drop by and see it all for yourself. Connect to: play.kikkercraft.nl

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Rpg adventure

Abilities, Custom Bosses, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, PvE, RPG, Skills

A unique gamemode in minecraft► A large hand-built open world map► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles► Custom items and loot► Unique crafting system► Economy and market► Custom mobs► Dungeons and bosses

No mods required! Use the IP to join

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minetopia

Anarchy

This is a minetopia server join now 1.8 ……………………………….. ………………………………………….. ………………………………………….. …………..

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Loftus No plugin Survival

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome! Come join us! We are a friendly server that has no plugins whatsoever. We are still opping some trust worthy people but don’t ask for op, we will op when we think you are worth our trust.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Monster farmer

Custom MiniGames, Prison, PvE, RPG, Skyblock

A unique incremental farming game!Create and upgrade your mob farm!Merge mobs to create more powerful mobs!Earn money to upgrade your farm!Get better weapons to kill mobs with!

Currently still a work in progress

Join using IP: mc.monsterfarmer.comSupports minecraft versions 1.8 – 1.19No mods required

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FootballCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay

FootballCraft is a unique one of a kind community driven server that focuses on bringing the sport Football into minecraft!

For almost 7 years now, our growing community has players from all over the world that have been competing for a long time in our numerous competitive leagues!

Our server has so much to offer and is continuing to update with new features very often, join us and begin your journey today!

Version: 1.8

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pleq

Factions, PvP

StrivePvP is a transending OG Factions server that offers a variety of things to do. We have many unique and custom OG Factions plugins to offer for your adventure along the way. There are more things like Koths, Pvp Tournaments, Keyalls, Giveaways, and more that occur on a regular ocassion. We have new experienced and friendly staff that will aid your server experience. Join play.strivepvp.us – Released: 08/26/17 (US)

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	269

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The og smp

Antigrief, Backpacks, Community, Custom Coded, Economy, Hardcore, Land Claim, PvE, smp, Survival

We are a brand new survival server with completely custom plugins and a fresh map for our players to begin adventuring on.Every player has access to a randomtp so you can find the perfect spot to start your adventure!Our claiming system allows you to protect your home and loot from anyone who may try to steal, damage or otherwise grief.We have a live reporting system for players to use should they encounter a bug, need in game help, or need to report someone they feel may be cheating. The report goes straight to the server owner who can handle it asap with no problems.As soon as we have established testing on our custom plugins we will also implement ranks based on time played to reward players who are loyal to our server.We hope to create a small community of players on our server and evolve it based on their suggestions and input

In the future we are also interested in adding more game modes to our network including creative and hardcore survival as well as others.

Other awesome features include :Keep inventory24/7 server uptimeActive owners/adminsIf you have any questions at all feel free to join our discord and ask! http://discord.survivewith.usThank you for your time!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.