The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Civearth

bedrock, Duels, Dynmap, Earth, MCMMO, Towny

CivEarth is a brand new 1:1000 Earth map Minecraft server! Join over 600 unique players with a diverse community and a mature and helpful staff. We have many unique plugins for you to enjoy including Towny, MCMMO, a digital economy, auctions, PvP Duels, marriage and much more! We also have a recently introduced farmable vanilla world for you to enjoy!

We are available on Java at: CivEarth.net. You can now join with bedrock! civearth.net, port:19132. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mysticalness

Prison, Survival

this is a good survival and prison server I really hope you enjoy our server and if any servers are up you can also /hub

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Legend smp

Legend SMP is a simple survival server added with some plugins to create a fun experience for all! There are many fun different things to do on this server. You can play regular Survival and claim your land and add your friends to it, You can fight other players inside a beautiful PVP Arena, or can play Parkour endlessly while earning rewards! You could also climb your way up and become the richest on the server by creating your own shop and selling your items! There are so many opportunities here! So come join us at legendsmp.us

Tired of PTW servers? Here you can actually earn Epic items with amazing custom enchantments.

Join the LegendSMP Discord at discord.gg/q8BGpxhx7u

What are you still reading this for?! Come join the SMP and become a Legend!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Allium Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Allium Prison Server was built by players who have run, played, and managed prison servers for years. This is a prison built by the prisoners, for the prisoners, and run by the prisoners. Whether you’re someone looking to risk opening shop in a bustling economy, rule the underground with flashy PvP skills, or help manage the prison, Allium Prison is prepared to answer everyone’s experience in a fair and fun way.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mineteria

Mini Games, Roleplay

Mineteria is a fun roleplay server that offers players the ability to engage with their friends in a tightly knit community.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

7r7b

2b2t, Adventure, Anarchy, Cheats, Griefing, No Rules

Server IP: 7r7b.org

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VeCraft

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival

anarchy no rules

Anarchy server. Do what you want. You use what you want. Nobody supervises. You destroy. You are building. You hunt or run away yourself. pure survival modeled on the oldest 2b2t minecraft server. NON PREMIUM

WITHOUT RULES

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

StoneKingdom

Survival

StoneKingdom a Dutch kingdom server with 1.8 PVP, an active staff and many fun activities on the server such as wars and PVP tournaments!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7519	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Life romania

Anarchy, Bed wars, Buildbattle, Faction Survival, Factions, Skyblock, Survival, Tntrun

” Introduction: The Life Romania community was founded on October 25, 2020 and its only goal is to develop in an easy way from 0.

» About the server: The owners of the server are Brosky & Pingu and we want to offer you the best gaming experience possible. The administrative team of the Life Romania community will be at your disposal whenever you need it, as their main goal is to maintain the good health of the server.

” Ink: Our goal is very simple. We just want to eliminate everyday stress as much as possible.

» Did I convince you?: If I have convinced you, come to the server and have fun with us! If not.. No problem, you can’t please everyone 😀

» IP Server: mc.life-romania.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AeviCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

AeviCraft is a family friendly community. We are focused on YOU, the players. We aim to please! The server has 3 main worlds, which are Survival, Creative(Workshop), and Adventure. We plan to develop more as we go, ie: a games world, and a skyblock world. We are a relatively new server, but our adventure world has been imported from work produced over the last three years across a number of now defunct servers, developed by numerous people. It is continuously being added to. We understand that many people do not enjoy PVP, so our survival world is strictly NON PVP, but our adventure world has both PVP and NON-PVP areas. There are; Over twenty jobs. Custom items. Rewards. Daily drops. Warps to many different biomes. Shops. A functioning economy. Players are also welcome to create their own shops. Contributors wanted, apply within, See you in game!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SurPyCraft

Economy, Parkour, Skywars, Survival

SurPyCraft is a non-premium minecraft server. If you are looking for a fun server, without lag and different from the others? We are looking for adventurous and fun people like you who like to spend time with friends! We have: Survival withoutPvP, Skywars, TNTrun, Parkour, Skin, My pet, Slimefun, Marry, Shop, jobs, economy, you can also create your own item store and much more. Join and have fun in this great community.

IP: 54.39.239.62:25565

Version: 1.12

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Quarantine craft

Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Hunger Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Quarantine Craft @splatage.com!

In September 2014 a family built a private server to safely play online with friends. The children have all grown up now and during NZ’s 2020 lockdown the old crew got back together. New hardware was secured and the server was rebuilt, becoming “Quarantine Craft”. It is now open to the public for you to enjoy. If you are looking for a clean safe server this is the one. It is built with families in mind.

Server features:

Java/BedRock crossplayEach world runs on dedicated hardware and fibre networkNear 100% uptimeHigh performance and low latency, especially for New Zealand and AustraliaLand claims, grief prevention and AntiCheatsVery active staff team Global Economy for Trading, Jobs and Server ShopsRewards for voting, PVP arena wins, and Mobhunting Vehicles and GadgetsMultiple HungerGames/BedWars PVP arenasMultiple levels of survival difficultyServer Discord

GameModes include: Survival, Creative, Factions, Hungergames, Bedwars, Skyblocks, Parkour and a few others…

Survival Worlds:

Co-Op: The co-op world is an easy server designed to provide the de-stress/chillout game. This has all the vehicles and gadgets

TheWild: Little more difficult, and a lot of fun with headhunting

Castaway: Hard vanilla. Very few server commands – Minecraft as it was intended to be

Nightmare: Extreme PVE server. Add a whole lot of realism – hunger/thirst/cold/fatigue/weight and give mobs special abilities and armor, then change world mechanics so blocks behave like real blocks and you’re starting to get the idea. This legendary world is for the survival pro

Creative: Both a superflat (MadLab) and a normal terrain creative world (Wundaland)

HungerGames: Recently rebuilt this battle royal gamemode contains eight arenas, with games upto 24 players

BedWars: Currently four arenas and more planned. Games for upto 32 players

Factions: The classic raid/pvp gamemode that imitates clan warfare

We now share this with you, whoever you may be… Welcome to our minecraft home.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlzeeCraft

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

BlzeeCraft is a server created in 2015. This server is create by many students in diffierent parts of China, which don’t know each other in truly life. In this server, you can survival for skyblock. We use Slimefun4 for technology, and also make many new items and mobs for players. Server Version: 1.9-1.13 Server is in China, so there maybe will be a little high ping to connect. But you can use VPN if your ping is really high! Enjoy it!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CavePvP

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CAVEPVP Welcome to CavePVP This is a unique network that will start to grow and become a thing. We currently offer the following:

Super OP Prison HCF Kit Map Regular Factions SOON Skyblock SOON We plan to expand to new game modes, such as what you just saw. We have very good staff, a balanced economy and its fun to play! STORE – store.cavepvp.com DISCORD – discord.cavepvp.com TEAMSPEAK – ts.cavepvp.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Alexandria

Adult, Antigrief, Casino, Dynmap, Survival, Tpa

WHITELIST ONLYhttps://discord.gg/yFx8aqRxeeMust join Discord, submit an INTRO, and then place IGN in WHITELIST channel for entry.18+ adults onlyWe have some Vanilla Tweaks with a handful of other plugins:trigger back, trigger spawn-sethome x3-armorstands-tree cap-1 player sleeps-caves and cliffs expansion – so you will see some lush caves and gen that’s not quite vanilla yet, but not super different from the expected vanilla 1.17/1.18 experiencemassive explore-able spawnshopping districtgaming district~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The majority of the legacy players are friends of friends from other communities, so we welcome friendly types, and frown on negativity and dramastreamers welcome…We are including various adventure-style scenarios around the map regularly as we grow, and highly encourage builders and creators to come check us out!Eventually there will be dungeons and structures around the map that will be inspired by various favorite video games.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3816	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.