The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AusPixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

AusPixelmon is one of the best and longer running Australian Pixelmon servers! The server staff are friendly and are well trained!< Want to check out updates? Join our website: https://www.auspixelmon.net/ Australian Hosted!< If you don’t have Pixelmon installed and you wish to install it the link is here: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/win-pixelmon-modpack.1301747 or download the mod from reforged.gg If you’ve got any questions or suggestions, you can ask/post them on our discord: https://discord.gg/Kqf7Q8x For more information contact the Admin team on the server or on the website!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Korrupterra

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Would you like to live a unique adventure? Korrupterra 1.2 version 1.13.2! We have survival, daily missions, a “korruption” point system to buy special items in the Korrupto Market, an auction house where you can sell your items without having to be online, unique random Korrupterra structures spread throughout the world , unique mobs that you can only find here, an achievement system and titles that you can brag about if you have done feats to obtain them… and that’s just the beginning! What are you waiting for? Cheer up!(edited)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Funsteal

Cracked

## 🔥 __Funsteal: Official Launch__

We are happy to announce that our new gamemode has been launched today!!

You can play in lifesteal now!

__**FEATURES:**__

> 🎁**NEW CRATES** New amazing crates full of stunning rewards!

> 🚀**LEADERBOARDS** Compete with top players of Funsteal & climb yourself to the top!

> 🎈 **NEW SPAWN** New Dragon themed spawn.

> 💸 **LOTTERY** Purchase lottery tickets and get a chance to win rewards.

> ⚔️ **BOUNTIES** You can set bounties on players or kill the players with bounties to claim the reward!

> 🧰 **PLAYER VAULTS** You can store items in player vaults

**And many other features you can find out while playing.**

🔮 **`funsteal.mc.com.se`**

**REGARDS**

~ Funsteal

https://discord.com/invite/hg7peF5XZq

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Liams Vale

PvP, Vanilla

Come join new adventures in a fresh new world. Nothing but the latest Minecraft server for all the best new server tweaks. Old school adventure, new plains….. Liam’s Vale.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MoaMine

PvE, PvP, Survival

Brand new Minecraft Survival server! We have a small but growing community! Be apart of something awesome today! We are always on the look for staff too!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Vista

4Fun, Box, Lobby, Minigames, smp

Server IP: vista.pocketmc.net

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

iCarey Survival Server

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Info Register for your whitelist at https://mc.icarey.net Discord Server https://discord.gg/HaEJ2XZ

Come and join us for 1.14!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Gumbysquad MC

Survival

A simple survival minecraft server running 1.13.

Running Spigot with:

Essentials Griefprotection

No griefing please, and keep chat clean. Join us as we build up a community!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Deshcraft network

Economy, Survival Games

Deshcraft Network is a cracked Minecraft server network built and hosted in Bangladesh. It’s a survival games server that offers a huge amount of content to ensure that there is always something fun to explore and do. Are you ready for the best survival experience ever? Then come to CraftBars and let it happen!

🔥 | Features• 24/7 Server online• Survival• A better economy• Premium Rank Crates• Premium Ranks• No lag• Low Ping• Land Claiming• Kits• EconomyShopGui• Anti-Cheat• Jobs• More And More!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SuperWorld

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Advantages: – works continuously – constant update to the new version – beautiful buildings – it’s convenient to play for people from all over the world, as the server is international – cheap donate – does not require a paid Minecraft license – protection against griefers, cheaters, bots and hackers – private territory – many interesting plugins – the project has been working since 2016 and is constantly improving – adequate players – active administration We are waiting for you on this server. Come on in. The administration wishes a pleasant game!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

M3-MC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

This server is a fun well done server with great staff, and friendly people. It is a survival server and it’s fun for everyone! Join Now!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Starcity

Roleplay

Server IP: starcity.my.pebble.host

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Noobstown.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

[Family Friendly] [Towns] [mcMMO Skills] [Personal Land] [Mini Games] [Grief Free] Since 2011!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Newtonkenntork

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Originally a personal server for myself and friends. Technically it still is, but it has the capacities to run a decent amount of random people at this point, so I figured I might as well open it up. There’s a lot of worlds and custom monsters and items and the like.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Lavamc

Cracked, Eco, Economy, Survival

Welcome to LavaMc, where blocky landscapes meet endless possibilities! Embark on a thrilling Minecraft journey like never before on our uniquely crafted server. Dive into a world where creativity knows no bounds and camaraderie flourishes among fellow gamers.

🌍 Explore our Vast Realms: Discover meticulously designed landscapes, each with its own set of challenges and treasures waiting to be unearthed. From sprawling plains to treacherous mountains, LavaMc offers a diverse array of environments for you to conquer.

🏰 Build Your Dreams: Immerse yourself in the ultimate building experience. Construct majestic castles, futuristic cities, or cozy cottages – the only limit is your imagination. Our dedicated server provides the canvas; it’s up to you to paint the masterpiece.

⚔️ Conquer Challenges: Brave the perils of our custom-designed dungeons and face off against formidable mobs. Seek out rare loot, hone your combat skills, and become a legendary warrior on LavaMc.

🤝 Forge Alliances: Connect with like-minded players and form alliances that stand the test of time. Whether you’re collaborating on massive builds or joining forces to conquer challenging quests, the LavaMc community is your reliable companion in the vast Minecraft universe.

🎉 Events and Celebrations: Join us for exciting events and celebrations that bring the community together. From holiday festivities to server-wide competitions, there’s always something happening on LavaMc to keep the fun going.

✨ Enriched Gameplay: Experience Minecraft like never before with our carefully curated plugins and enhancements. From economy systems to custom items, LavaMc offers a unique and enriched gameplay experience that sets it apart from the rest.

Join LavaMc today and embark on an adventure that transcends the ordinary. Our server is not just a place to play; it’s a thriving community where friendships are forged, challenges are conquered, and dreams are built, one block at a time. Are you ready to embrace the LavaMc experience? The blocks await your creativity! 🌟

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.