The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Magicmc x normalmt

Fake Minetopia, Minetopia

Hey Adventurer,

I am the owner of MagicMC, a fun up and coming custom normal minetopia! We are still looking for fun and enthusiastic players for our MineTopia server. With our well-balanced economy and items, we ensure the best playing experience! Will you come and take a look?

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minecraft Lovers

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

MineCraftLovers was founded in 2013 and is one of the few “semi-vanilla” survival servers that is here to stay! Build on your own or join one of our community projects, build contests or monthly events to always keep the game fresh! Huge rail networks, massive months-long build projects, dirt huts, mob farms, massive sorting systems – if you can dream it, we want to see you build it! Semi-Vanilla means that we try to keep the gameplay as close to a normal “vanilla” game experience as possible, but we do have a few plugins to add a little extra punch and keep things interesting. Don’t worry – if you are not used to playing with plugins, you probably won’t notice the difference! Our key plugins include: • Dynmap – a live “Google Earth”- like map of our server world, where you can see builds and players in real-time. See our server map here: http://78.46.76.19:8123/ – • McMMO – an “rpg-style” plugin that lets players level up their skills. Spend a lot of time farming? You will level up your farming skills and occasionally auto-replant crops. Spend a lot of time mining? Eventually you will start to get double drops from ores. Playing with friends? Your skills level up together! Learn more about McMMO here: https://mcmmo.org – • Essentials – gives players the ability to set “homes” they can return to at any time, and teleport instantly to other players to share in on their projects or adventures. – • Geyser – This is an experimental plugin our server leverages that allows both Java and Bedrock players join and play together. This means you can join regardless of which version of Minecraft you play with! We have a few extra server management plugins as well to help our admin and moderation staff keep things neat and tidy. Server Rules 1. No cheats, hacks, or bug exploits 2. Be friendly and courteous to other players 3. No stealing or griefing …And that’s it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6480	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Slime Craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Raiding, Survival

Slime Craft – Ultimate Australian Survival

What Is Slime Craft? Slime Craft is an Australia hosted economy survival server that has a wide variety of unique features. Our goal at Slime Craft is to keep the traditional survival theme, hunting and gathering materials, while adding some fun to our community!

What Makes Us Different? Slime Craft Strives to make the users time on our server as enjoyable and fun as possible. With this, we have created an aspect for everyone! Whether you’re here for the community, or an epic builder, looking to build for the server, or if your just joining to have sine fun playing survival with your friends, there is something for everyone!

Our Slime Events! Here at Slime Craft, we have a wide variety of events to suit anyone! These include build comps, treasure hunts, Invasions, mini-games and more! You can find out more about our events at www.slime-craft.enjin.com/events

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Evolmc

Faction Survival, Minigames, Op skyblock, Skyblock

Welcome to EvolMC, the server officially opened on December 30, 2023.Version: 1.18.x – 1.20.x (Recommended 1.18.2)Cool features like:– KOTH– Guild– EventPass– Lottery– Over/under– Farmmobs– DungeonThe event takes place every evening of the day and receives free coins for the winners, please join and experience with us ❤️

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Asteria

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Asteria is a RPG server mainly focussed on Quests. It is a 7,5k by 7,5k world that took over 2 months to perfect. And it’s still not 100% complete. We keep working on new ways to improve Asteria. We have a non-pay-to-win system.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Potions Brewed:	74
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WalkingDead – Zombie Servers

Economy, PvP, Survival

Hello, if you have been looking for a unique project with a zombie apocalyptic theme for a long time. I want to congratulate you, you found it! The WalkingDead project has 5 large and unique modes, WalkingDead, DayZ, MinecraftZ, STALKER, SurviveZ. Each mode has its own unique systems and unique textures. At the moment on the project you can see many systems, such as: Cars, Weapons, Pycels, Skins for weapons, Jetpacks, Markets, Tops, Fractures, Bleeding, Groupings, Quests, etc. I also want to note that our project is based on powerful equipment and the best Moscow data center, so you will never be tormented by lags or pings on our server.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Collasworld

Bed wars, Hunger Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skywars, Slimefun, Survival, Tntrun

NEW!!! Server survival.

Vercion : 1.16 – 1.20.*

JAVA / BEDROCK

Premium y no Premium

We have survila earth, oneblock, bedwars, economy, and much more.With a scale map of the earth, enter and conquer 😉

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Star Shards Collected:	189	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LightspeedMC

Survival

LightspeedMC is a unique survival server focused on remaining true to Minecraft’s roots, with vanilla-esque gameplay and a friendly community. Our goal is to provide an engaging environment for you to hang out, chat, make friends, and enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be: plain and simple.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

squadmc.pl

Parkour, Survival

I invite you to join the server. More information -> click on the link below.

https://zapodaj.net/d4adce65554ae.png.html

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Prisma vr craft

Bending, MCMMO, Pve Survival

@everyone

This is a VR Allowed PVE Modded Server

The reason we are 90% PVE is due to our Inclusion of the usage of VR some things may not be fair across the PC and VR platforms and as such we are not a server with open pvp and we enforce a PVE policy which you can read on below.

Another Thing to mention is our server is highly a work in progress and while we are working hard we ask for you to give us feedback here in our discord if you have any concerns!

Rules:1. No Griefing2. No Hatespeech (Swearing Allowed But no Slurs / ETC)3. No Stealing (Depending on the degree this rule is broken you can be Banned)4. Every Ban Lands you a month ban Repeated infractions Increases The months by 1 at a time!5. no hacking or cheating6. The only form of PVP thats Allowed MUST BE Sanctioned/Consented to before any pvp intended for users who wish to have a duel in fair combat however RK’ing or Random Killings Are Not allowed Any PVP via bending MUST BE Sanctioned and Agreed Upon by all parties Breaking this rule intentionally will get you Banned Via Our Ban Policy7. Please Enjoy the server and have fun!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Proyecto Liber

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

*Project Liber* »IP: MC.PROYECTOLIBER.NET »1.16.4 »No-Premium – Towny – Survival – Custom World – Quests and dungeons – Online server map IP: MC.PROYECTOLIBER.NET Discord: https://discord.gg/YUrGqB4538

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Nide8

Creative

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Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Farms Harvested:	194
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Northeim reallife

Fake Minetopia, Minetopia, Roleplay

Northeim is a real-life server for both Java and Bedrock. Here you can walk your own path. Will you become a real businessman or will you turn criminal? It’s all possible in Northeim.BedrockIP = bedrock.northeim.nl / port 19132

Northeim is a Minecraft Roleplay Server that focuses on simulating real life. There are several ways to become successful in the city. You have the opportunity to start a shop, earn money by working hard in the mine, or chop wood in the logging area. It is even possible to discover the criminal side of Northeim, but of course there is much more to discover.

Our professional team of staff members has extensive experience on other servers. Moreover, we offer custom plugins and a custom texture pack for a unique gaming experience.

Have you become curious? Be sure to come and take a look.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	7249

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TempMC

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A basic 1.13 Minecraft server with a economy.

No real money accepted, ie. crates, kits and so on.

You are welcome to donate that’s about it.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Mineplace

Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

I like it Mineplace is currently a completely Dutch community

It’s a server where you are in prison. but prison escape is not such a boring concept where you have to do /rankup all the time and has a plot, but much more fun. You really are in a prison. You have 2 cell blocks that you can choose from at the beginning, cell blocks A and B. Once you have chosen you will be in 1 of the cell blocks. You can also go to C by buying a ticket on the buycraft (Use in-game /buy to see the shop) Or to E but E is a completely different cell block it is a work cell block you can get there by buying it in the shop or to buy it with prisoncoins which you can get through different things and one of those options is voting. There are real guards walking around the prison and they monitor the prison for dangerous people or people who want to break out. But why do people want to break out? If you break out, you have to sail to escape island. someone is standing there and you get prestige there. And you earn more money per hour and you get a tag so people know that you are more dangerous. There are many items in the game and also prohibited items such as a bomb, a gun, a breakout tool, golden apples and much more, there are also items in the game that are legal such as clothing, food and more.

In the cell blocks you can fish, mine boxes and more, and you can also earn in-game money with most of it. But you can also trade via the player shop or make a corridor and kill the guards or take over the prison, escape? Go to the sewer? to the hidden cannabis plantation, break into Guard Island? storage and even more, such as renting cells, going to E where you have machines, plant plantations or where you can farm and chop wood. Or go to cell block C where it is much more luxurious, or to the collapsed cell block D So it’s just a game for everyone, there’s a lot in it. So many things that it is fun for every player.

Multiple game modes! Soon old prison! Project feverdream more info discord!

Versions 1.10-1.12.2 soon – 1.14.4 IP: Play.mineplace.net Discord: https://discord.gg/M8ay2Wd

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.