The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Quarkcraft

Factions, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

At QuarkCraft Network we intend to be one of the largest and most fun servers in the Spanish-speaking Minecraft community. This online store is the best place to buy ranks, cosmetics, perks, multipliers, and much more. Purchases will not only improve your gaming experience but will also help the server stay up and running.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Fragmc

Kit PvP, Kits, op prison, Prison, Pve Survival, PvP, Survival

Come experience FragMC’s Survival, Prison, KitPvP and more! We provide a semi-vanilla survival experience with a custom economy and skills. There are other custom gamemodes coming to FragMC in the near future. FragMC is a partnered server, this means management is split between 2 different teams, some gamemodes on the network may not have the same rules, staff, or quality.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Animals Bred:	142
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Crafty Table

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server, running a minimal amount of plugins for maintenance purposes to prevent griefing etc.

You can join the discord server! https://discord.gg/SCgeQDR

We also have a few simple rules, as follows: – No harrassing – No griefing – Keep it cool with the intensive redstone contraptions – Staff has the final say on a matter – Use common sense

And last, but most certainly not least, have fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Cageless

Survival

New Private Server Purge gamemode, once a week you are allowed to steal and kill for 3 hours, the rest of the time will be peaceful and no stealing or killing allowed.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Falling into the Void:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Poleismc

Custom Coded, Custom Items, Custom Plugins, Paper, Player Ranks, Spigot, Towny

Poleis is a place for a community to come together to play in a towny setting with additional features. Most of our features are either fully custom or have custom components added to them.

Come join us on 1.20.2 and discover the endless possibilities!

Discord: https://discord.gg/eCTUsrgJnG

Website: https://www.poleismc.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	892	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blockbreakout prison

op prison, Plots, Prison

BlockBreakout OPPrison 🌍

Dive into an exhilarating prison escape experience like no other!

Welcome to BlockBreakout OPPrison – where every block you mine takes you one step closer to freedom.

Here’s why we stand out:

🔸 Running on Version 1.20: Enjoy the latest Minecraft features and ensure a smooth gameplay experience.🔸 Climb the Ranks: Progress from A-Z and show everyone who’s the top inmate!🔸 Prestige System: Think you’ve reached the top? Prestige and prove your dedication to the escape!🔸 Claim Your Plot: Personalize your own space and showcase your creative touch.🔸 Unlock Treasures with Keys/Crates: Discover awesome loot that can speed up your escape plan.🔸 Cool Mines Awaiting Your Touch: We’ve got some epic mines set up, but we’re also on the lookout for talented builders. Bring your creativity and join our team!🔸 Scoreboard Feature: Keep track of who’s leading the breakout and challenge yourself to reach the top.🔸 Join Our Team & Share Feedback: We’re actively seeking passionate builders and staff members to elevate our server’s experience. Plus, we’d love to hear your feedback. Contributions will be rewarded with in-game ranks/items!

Join us today for an unforgettable prison experience.

Do you have what it takes to breakout?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Animals Bred:	133

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LyreCraft

Anarchy, Creative, MCMMO, Raiding, Skyblock

Gamemodes Offered Creative-Skyblock-Anarchy-Factions- Non Raid

Ten years ago I roamed from server to server looking for a good place to play. Sadly most of the servers that I joined were either run by immature Admins or fell off the grid after a few weeks. In frustration I started LyreCraft with some of my fraternity brothers. Recently we decided to open our server up to the public. On our server you won’t find immature admins or any of the grief that you will find with most other servers. We are established and fully funded, we’re not going anywhere. We offer three gamemodes to our players (Creative, Skyblock, Anarchy and Non-Raid) So, If you’re looking for an established and mature server then stop on in.

Vanilla Server – mc.lyrecraft.com Website: http:www.lyrecraft.com

Yours Truely, VoidedScapeGoat

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2584
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HyGate

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

HyGate’s core principal is based off of the word custom, most servers all are similar with similar ideas, similar events and similar mechanics, why play on a server with the best of all types? As of right now, we have the following gamemodes for you to experience:

– Survival – Economy KitPvP – One Block Skyblock

INFO IP: mc.hygate.net Discord: hygate.net/discord Website: hygate.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Tyxer network

hcf, Kitmap

An HCF server (HardCore Factions), KitMap, Survival (Coming Soon) and Plots (Coming Soon). More open Modalides coming soon!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AODF Minecraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Public server for all those who enjoy the classic play of Minecraft with some added features.

mcmmo, factions coming, web-based player map, role permissions, donation ranks with perks, more to come.

Vanilla client login with server side plugins to enhance your playtime performance. Our goal is to create a server free of mods and other limiting items to ensure the maximum amount of players can join.

The server is currently being redesigned and features are still being implemented. Please be patient. Theres only a few of us to work on all of this so it will take time. We take suggestions and feedback seriously. Please let us know in game if you have something you feel worth mentioning!

Themes currently and to be soon implemented are.. Survival (SemiVanilla) SurvivalGames / HungerGames/SpleefArena/MobArena Factions Creative RPG

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FtoSurvive

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

– 24/7 | Hosted Spain – DISCORD server: https://discord.gg/QzKruQX

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Mines Excavated:	1319	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dribblenetwork

247, Auction, Balanced Economy, Bungeecord, Cracked, Economy, Fun, Multiplayer Survival, Paper, Survival

DribbleNetwork is a Java and Bedrock (port 19132) cross-play Minecraft server. Here, you can find Survival, Bedwars, Lifesteal, and minigames. The server is also in offline-mode (aka cracked) and supports Minecraft versions 1.8 and up.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Odyssey

Creative, Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We are a Minecraft server dedicated to our community!

Come on down to experience custom, community-influenced fun in the following gamemodes: – Skyblock – Towny & Survival – Creative – Prison – Pixelmon

Version: 1.8 -> 1.17

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Raier

KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Join this HIGH QUALITY server with Skyblock, Skywars, and KITPVP!!! Come join us and ALL of the fun we will be having on this server!!! And you can do /be for a cool kill effect! Join to see what it is!!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Survivalpvp

Bed wars, Citybuild, FullPvP, Survival

Hello on our server we offer pure pvp survival with a shop and you can mine spawners, collect heads and much more. You can just come up and start killing players straight away without having to worry about being banned, money and how many players are online displayed on the score boardthere is no minimum age RULES: NO HACKS, NO NAZIS, NO PORNOGRAPHYI hope we can find a few people who, like us, would like to have a small, relaxed pvp server without hackers. The admins are always there and available, so my name is MCBERGERMC. Feel free to contact me in-game for help At the spawn you can go anywhere or use /shop to shop or sell things eThere is also a backpack There are also different rankseverything is self-builtA few mini-games are coming soon I stream on YouTube every day: Uncle JuJuCOMMANDS:/shop (open shop gui)/sellall hand (sell everything in hand)/sellgui (you can sell anything you want in the inventory)/pay name (transfers money to a player)CREATE PLOT:/p auto (creates plot)/ph (teleported /p deny name (bans players from plot)/p trust name (a player can build on the plot)UPDATES: Bedwars and crates are available, especially for new players. We’ve also installed a top anti-cheat if you’re just looking for a server where you can hack :DI hope we can find a few people who, like us, would like to have a small, relaxed pvp server without hackers. The admins are always there and available, so my name is MCBERGERMC. Feel free to contact me in-game for help EVERYONE COME TO THE SERVER FOR COOL EVENTS AND FREE RANKS!!!!!!!!Bedrock ip: onli.survialpvp.comPort: 11905GO JOIN NOW!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.