The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Forgottenmines

Gui Shop, Plugins, smp

Looking for thoses who would like to join a Minecraft smp open to anyone to join 24’7 server

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Crops Grown:	4424
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SaharaSMP

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Our applications are currently CLOSED, we may open them again in future.

SaharaSMP is a community driven PvE server that aims to be as close to a vanilla HermitCraft experience as possible. We pride ourselves on being friendly, inclusive and mature; with our growing player base often collaborating and helping each other out.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LightOperator

KitPvP, PvP

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-zcCcpid4LUfZUdVzhV23g my yt channel

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9188	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Antverse

Kit PvP, PotionPvP

ANTWERP

A new and upcoming PVP network that is based around FFA combat. We currently have one gamemode called ‘GoKitz’ where you fall into a battle area and try to become No.1 on the leaderboard. Check out our discord for more information!

We have a strong no p2w policy so no need to worry about getting destroyed by someone with a low skill level. If you have skill you will thrive. If you have less skill you can become good in our economy style gameplay to still rise to the top!

Thanks, Dan

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Equalitysmp

Active, Balanced Economy, Buycraft, Economy, Shops, Survival, Vote, Vote Rewards

Equality SMP is a small friendly survival server that just released! We aim to provide a classic yet unique survival experience with unique features and twists such as dungeons, races, quests, achievements, and more! Join us for a unique friendly experience!

Useful Links

Server IP – play.equalitysmp.org

Bedrock Port – 25587

Website – http://www.equalitysmp.org/Vote – http://www.equalitysmp.org/voteStore – http://store.equalitysmp.org/

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Vexcraft Skyblock

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock

This is the skyblock of Vexcraft Vote for some awesome rewards in game!!

Have so much fun! Check out WFCWolf on Youtube Join The Discord For Awesome Giveaways And More!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Star Shards Collected:	300

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Geo Civs

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Geo Civs is a geopolitical server with a REAL GLOBE MAP a 1:100 scale map of the REAL WORLD we have a dynmap and it is truly amazing come check us out! We host events, competitions, and challenges for prizes!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Chest craft

1vs1, 247, Cracked

***The Office YGR Mincraft Server ***

– ⁕ Chest Craft The best server in the Arab world ⁕– ⁕ Server Support 24/7 Online ⁕– ⁕ Server Games Is “1vs1,SkyPvp,Survivel,Evaents.” ⁕⁕ Server Web Is [https://ygr.wuiltweb.com/] ⁕*Server Is Tern On Whitelist*

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MixedMC

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Towny

Hey whats up guys this is my server MixedMC.net ,here you can expect friendly staff, a wholesome building environment, great ranks, monthly voting for what we should add next to the server and much more!

check out the planet minecraft post to get more info: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/mixedmc-net/

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VenomNetwork

Factions, Survival

A new server involving Factions and Survival, more soon to come. You can win commands, ranks, spawners, money and lots more through our crates system and when you vote you receive crate keys.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Compasscraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CompassCraft; a server with a heavy focus on player driven world-building, our vision is to create a truly dynamic and ever evolving RPG experience on Minecraft. As a result, we’ve built a server where players have control over every facet of both themselves and the world at large. Whether it be through your race, class and skills, or the alliances you make and gear you’re equipped with; you, the player, have the ability to guide the progression of your character and influence the world at large, in any way you see fit.

History is waiting to be scribed, how will you leave your mark?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DIrtworld

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Bukkit Server trying to emulate vanilla with various quality of life plugins including:

MCMMO Silk Spawners Chest Shops

LGBTQ+ Owned and supported

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Phoenica Resurrection

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

This is the revival of the even better Phoenica. Come join the warm community of Phoenicians.

Note: Server will be undergoing some minor maintenance

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	224	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Elveron-mc

Custom Bosses, Custom Items, Factions, PvP, RPG

Elveron is a Runescape based server, Same skills and mechanincs but better map! We offer a wide range of activities such as a new concept Hunger Games! With a huge range of custom items and bosses we serve with a custom plugin built for this server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Fritzal

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Fritzal is a survival server that was created in the hopes to make a good home for players of all types. The server has a Free Market economy with the basis of it being gold. We’re home to hardworking staff and sociable players. Some of the features our server includes are: mcMMO Craftbook and it’s utilities Diseases for the whole family An easy to use claiming plugin called Residence A ranking system that incentives ranking up

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!