The Not-So-Boring Cavern with PyroFishing and PyroFarming Dungeons Galore!

000+ Quests, 6 FREE Ranks, Art Map, Balanced Jobs System, Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay, Blackmarket NPC, Cavern, Custom 3D Items, Dungeon Bosses, Dungeons, Dynmap, Galore, Keep Inventory, Marriages, NotSoBoring, Over 1, Player Markets, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, Secure Trading, Slimefun, smp, Tamable Pets

Website	Discord	IP
thecavern.net	https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt	mc.thecavern.net

Who are we?

The Cavern is a Survival Towny Survival server with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience for players along side their friends. The Cavern has a hard emphasis on community, with the most welcoming players a server can possibly have. With balanced and free to obtain ranks, everyone is sure to have an amazing experience, and thanks to community feedback, we’re constantly improving the server!

Key Features

Slimefun (Modpack like experience)
Player Driven Economy
Keep Inventory
Dungeon Bosses
Custom Fishing
Art Map
Over 1,000+ Quests
Balanced Jobs System
Blackmarket NPC
Player Markets
Player Warps
mcMMO
Tamable Pets
6 FREE Ranks
Secure Trading
Dynmap
Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required)
Marriages
Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay

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Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	802	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

GTPixels.net

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

GTPixels.net is an exciting new Minecraft server inspired by the iconic Grand Theft Auto series. This server offers a range of innovative PvP mechanics that significantly enhance gameplay, arguably surpassing the experience of 1.8 PvP! With RPG elements such as a comprehensive leveling system, custom crafting options, and an expansive 1.5k by 1.5k custom-designed open-world map that is fully destructible and capable of self-repairing over time, players are in for a treat. Plus, enjoy 3D weapons and attachments without the need for any mods!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NoCoOrDiNaTeS LeGeNd [SoMeWhAt-Chaotic] 1.21 No Elytra, No Resets, Just Laughs!

adjustments, Anarchy, balance, Bigotry, Cheating, disabled, Doxxing, ELYTRA, exploiting, explosions, Fun, Harassment, laughs, legend, Minecraft, minimal rules, NoCoOrDiNaTeS, Players, Resets, Safe, semi anarchy, Server, server spawn, SoMeWhAtChaotic, spawning, Vanilla, void damage

IP Address	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview:

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla gameplay in order to improve game balance. Some of the adjustments include disabling coordinates, elytra, and phantom spawning, while enabling nether roof void damage.

Adjustments:

Coordinates are disabled.
Elytra are disabled.
End crystals and bed explosions do no damage.
Phantom spawning is disabled.
Nether roof void damage is enabled.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

Additional clarifications on the rules are available at the server spawn.

FAQ:

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

A: The server aims to provide a relatively free experience for players, but cheating, exploiting, bigotry, and harassment are not allowed.

Q: Can I use coordinates or elytra on the server?

A: No, coordinates and elytra are disabled on the server to provide a different gameplay experience.

Q: What happens if I break the rules?

A: Breaking the rules can result in punishments such as temporary bans or permanent bans, depending on the severity of the offense.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the Discord server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is generally discouraged, as the server aims to provide a fun and safe environment for all players.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Tool Time Minecraft Server

adaptation, cognitive abilities, cognitive evolution., Consciousness, Dinosaurs, Evolution, evolution of tools, Eye, human evolution, human intelligence, human origins, human uniqueness, intelligence, Minecraft, Paleontology, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Technology, Time, tool, tool use, Tools, velociraptor

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even dinosaurs are questioning their life choices! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure filled with self-awareness, tool usage, and velociraptors trying to figure out why they never learned to make cars.

Imagine a world where T-Rexes are building skyscrapers, Stegosauruses are creating art galleries, and Velociraptors are attempting to start their own tech companies. It’s a chaotic and hilarious world where anything is possible, and where you can truly let your imagination run wild.

So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to why humans are the only ones who have evolved to use tools. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you could be the one to crack the case. See you in the game!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

#TimesUp, Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, banter, blocky, consent, criminal justice, education, healing, Justice, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, Prevention, rape, Recovery, sexual assault, smp, Support, survivor, Trauma, Victim, violence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers start dancing around you like they’re at a rave. Or how about the time when a group of villagers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their rendition of “Baby Got Back”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TwinlessInMinecraft

Apology, Argument, Australia, Boundaries, Communication, Condolences, EMIGRATION, emotional resilience., family, financial fraud, internal mix up, reconciliation, relationship, sibling, stress, student loan, Support, terminal cancer, twin, TwinlessInMinecraft, uk

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud!

Imagine logging on to build your dream castle, only to be bombarded with texts and letters from the Student Loans Company in someone else’s name. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, there’s a family argument thrown into the mix. Who needs to watch drama on TV when you can experience it firsthand on our server?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Towns Built:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineTunez: The Undiscovered Hit

10/10 song, hidden classics, hidden gems, hidden hits, hidden masterpieces, hidden music, Hidden Tracks, hidden treasures, Hit, lesser known artists, MineTunez, music discovery, music recommendations, musical gems, musical treasures, obscure songs, overlooked songs, rare finds, underground music, underrated music, undiscovered, undiscovered gems, undiscovered songs

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of riding pigs into battle with your friends by your side? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant unlimited XP and the ability to summon a pet dragon to ride into battle. But beware, for the land is also home to the dreaded Chicken Jockeys, half chicken, half skeleton warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs.

But fear not, for on our server, you will also discover the hidden gem of a song that will not only boost your mining speed by 200%, but also make creepers dance to your tune. So come join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Elven Birthrate Crisis

birth rate, birthrate, concern, Crisis, cultural impact, Demographic, Elven, Elves, elves in literature, FANTASY, fertility, fictional universe, high fantasy, j.r.r. tolkien, long-lived races, Lotr, middle earth, Peace, Population, Reproduction, societal issues, Tolkien, world-building

u ever wonder why there are so many elves in the lotr universe? well, it’s cuz they all be poppin out babies like rabbits on this minecraft server! join us and witness the elf baby boom for yourself. we got elves building treehouses, elves riding dragons, elves doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. come join the elf party and see what all the hype is about. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who can resist free cookies? not me, that’s for sure. so come on down to the craziest minecraft server in all the land. elves galore, cookies galore, fun galore. what more could you ask for?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Robo Doc Finger Fun

abnormal lumps, Artificial Intelligence, dark places, diagnostic purposes, Doc, examination tools, Finger, Fun, future of medicine, Healthcare, healthcare industry, innovation, medical advancements, medical doctor, medical technology, patient care, physical examinations, pulse, Robo, robotic finger, robotics, Technology, ultrasensitive, warm places

come join our minecraft server where we have human-like robot fingers that can take your pulse and feel around for lumps under your skin. need a doctor in the game? we got you covered with our futuristic technology! plus, these fingers can even go into dark, warm places for diagnostic purposes. who knew minecraft could be so high-tech and medical? join now for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Void Gems Collected:	37	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

WreckMC

armor, classic, Community, CONTENT, Custom, Economy, Experience, Fun, Game, gamemode, Items, love, MCMMO, Minecraft, new, Old, Players, Prison, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Tools, Upcoming, Vanilla, vision, WreckMC

WreckMC is a new upcoming Minecraft Server, being focused on the Classic Prison gamemode old Minecraft players know and love. Our vision has brought back the feel of the gamemode, along with much more content (including custom items, tools, armor, and more!).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Prepare to be pummeled in the Great Minecraft Battle of WW1! PVP Galore!

Austria-Hungary, battle, british empire, central powers, Country, discord server, eastern front, Entente, flying machines, French Republic, front, gallipoli, Galore, german empire, Great, Lobby, Map, Minecraft, Prepare, pummeled, PvP, Russian Empire, TNT Cannons, Trailer, western front, WW1

Minecraft WW1 Themed PVP Server

Server Overview:

A WW1 themed Minecraft PVP server where players make their own defenses and strategize to break the stalemate using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines. Choose a country to fight for from the Entente or Central Powers, and battle on different fronts.

Links:

Discord Server

Trailer on YouTube

Images:

The Western Front (With Defenses)

The Central Powers

The Triple Entente

The Eastern Front

The Gallipoli Campaign

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord Server link provided above and following the instructions.
Can I choose any country to fight for?	Yes, you can choose from the available countries of the Entente or Central Powers.
What kind of defenses can I create?	Players can create defenses using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines.
Are there different fronts to battle on?	Yes, there are three different fronts: The Western Front, The Eastern Front, and Gallipoli.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Creeper vs Steve Minecraft Server

attraction, bad boy, beauty, creeper, DATING, Decision making, dick size, double standards, Femininity, Gender Roles, gentle guy, height, long-term relationships, Masculinity, Minecraft, nice guy, physical attributes, Preferences, relationships, Server, sexual preferences, societal norms, Stereotypes, steve

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

””Catgirls Are Cool Minecraft SMP””

Anime, Anthropomorphic, catgirls, Cool, COSPLAY, cute, Fandom, FANTASY, Feline, fictional characters, girls with cat ears, Japanese culture, Kawaii, long tail tag, Manga, meow, Minecraft, nekomimi, Otaku, purr, Roleplay, smp, Tail, Whiskers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the purrfect place for all you catgirl lovers out there! That’s right, we have a whole community of catgirls roaming around, building, and causing chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Join us and help fight against the llama uprising, or join them and become a llama overlord yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where ghostly villagers roam the halls, looking for unsuspecting players to haunt. Will you be brave enough to explore the mansion and uncover its dark secrets?

So come join us on our crazy, catgirl-filled, llama-ruled, haunted adventure! Who knows what other surprises await you on our server?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8587	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Animals Bred:	137	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DressCraft: SuckItUpSis

beach wedding, Bridesmaid Dress, bridesmaid dress compromise, bridesmaid dress controversy, bridesmaid dress drama, bridesmaid dress etiquette, bridesmaid dress fitting, bridesmaid dress opinions, bridesmaid dress preferences, bridesmaid dress selection, bridesmaid duties, bridesmaid responsibilities, Cousins wedding, DressCraft, floral pattern, satin dress, SuckItUpSis, supporting the bride, tropical theme, wedding attire, wedding day attire, wedding planning

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as colorful as my cousin Christie’s wedding dress? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with vibrant orange satin blocks and pink floral patterns galore.

Just like my sister Jessica, you might not be a fan of the dress code, but hey, it’s all about supporting the bride’s vision, right? Embrace the bold and bright colors of our server and let your inner fashionista shine!

With only 8 months until the big day (or server launch), now’s the time to join and make your mark before everyone else gets on board. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some bridesmaids (or fellow players) who share your love (or hate) for the dress!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a tropical paradise of fun and excitement. Who needs drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Let’s make this the best wedding (server) ever!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EmoVibe Minecraft SMP

anger, anxiety, Contentment, Despair, emotion, Emotional rollercoaster, EmoVibe, EXCITEMENT, fear, feelings, Frustration, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, Loneliness, love, Melancholy, Minecraft, Peace, Sadness, smp

Are you tired of feeling basic emotions like happiness or sadness? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that you never knew existed! From the exhilarating thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion to the heart-pounding fear of getting lost in a dark cave filled with zombies, this server will have you feeling all the feels. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of infinite power is hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it. So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and scream in terror all in one Minecraft session, join us now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!

Adventure, Alternate Reality, BUILD, CraftyUniverse, dream world, Dystopia, Enchanting, escapism, Explore, fantastical, FANTASY, fictional universe, imagination, Immersive, MAGICAL, OTHERWORLDLY, parallel universe, Sci Fi, speculative fiction, speculative world, surreal, SURVIVE, utopia, WHIMSICAL

Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally jump into your favorite fictional universe for a whole year! Want to fight dragons in Skyrim? Done. Want to attend Hogwarts and learn some spells? Easy peasy. Want to join the Avengers and save the world? Just a click away.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can also ride unicorns, swim with mermaids, and even have a dance-off with Darth Vader. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you become a superhero, a wizard, and a dragon slayer all in one day? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.