The Next Big Thing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the craziest, wildest, most mind-blowing Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Join now and become a part of the next big thing in the Minecraft world. Our server is so revolutionary, it’s like ethcoin dot org on steroids! Check out the contracts, do your own research, and once you understand how it works, you’ll be itching to join our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s burning eth like crazy! It’s like playing Minecraft on ultrasound money, baby! And get this – the eth from mining goes straight to buyback and pool. It’s like a never-ending cycle of awesomeness!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Until open source free tards realise that people actually want… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with open source freetards who just can’t seem to get it together? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where we don’t give a flying flip about proprietary drivers or whatever the heck the Linux desktop is? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where we embrace the world’s most popular GPU in our desktops without a care in the world. Say goodbye to boring servers that follow the rules – here, we make our own rules and have a blast doing it.

So come on, join us and let’s show those open source freetards what real Minecraft fun looks like. Who needs proprietary drivers when you have a crazy SMP like ours to play on? Let’s take over the Minecraft world together and leave the Linux desktop in the dust!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Sis Squad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, pigs are getting all the girls and sisters are getting swapped left and right! Join now to witness the chaos as Nezuko gets BOAR RUSH’d and Zenitsu ends up with Aoi. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen on our server? Join us for a wild ride unlike any other!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Farms Harvested:	726
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Mindless Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually have to use words to communicate? Well, have we got the server for you! On our server, we have a special plugin that allows players to communicate using only emojis and pictures. That’s right, say goodbye to words and hello to a whole new level of confusion!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this incredible prize?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the server. Dance the night away with your fellow players to the sweet sounds of Minecraft music discs, and maybe even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new world of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Just remember, on our server, the only language we speak is emoji!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Farms Harvested:	549	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Gov’t-Free Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where politics and real-world issues don’t matter at all! Whether you’re team Trump, team Kamala, or team Penguin, none of them have any influence here. Our players are too busy living their best virtual lives to worry about high rent, gas prices, or the economy.

Join us for a wild ride filled with weed, sex, partying, and buying Jordans – because who needs real responsibilities when you can escape to our server? It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic creations.

Come see for yourself how our players, regardless of race, have been thriving in this virtual world for years, completely unfazed by the chaos of the real world. So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

/BLA CKED/ General – Minecraft SMP – #3318

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – New America Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our AI guides are so advanced that they can help you build a house out of diamonds in no time. Plus, our BLACKED Modding is out of this world – turn your Minecraft character into a Genshin Impact hero or a Doki Doki Literature Club character, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	131
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

City Life Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the zombies break out into dance parties? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of evil chickens. Explore our custom-built world where the trees are made of diamonds and the rivers flow with lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his golden egg of ultimate power?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair of the elusive Potato Wizard!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Billie’s Minecraft SMP Slugger’s Ceiling

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we embark on quests to find the rarest items and battle the most ferocious mobs. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and command blocks?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon waiting to be tamed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the Nether, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

What is the IP for SuperHorrorBro Minecraft Server?

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SuperHorrorBro is a popular horror gaming YouTuber known for his entertaining playthroughs, reviews, and commentary on various horror games. With a passion for all things spooky and creepy, he has amassed a loyal following of fans who appreciate his witty humor and genuine love for the horror genre.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

StoryMine Warps Shops Survival server Minecraft

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What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Emeralds Found:	2557	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Sue Me Not Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs fly and the creepers dance? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds – magical and totally epic!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the cows speak in Shakespearean sonnets and the zombies have a killer dance routine. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather and summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a wild ride, kek!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	104	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs fly, the cows dance, and the creepers tell jokes!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, who grants wishes to those who can catch it.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the heart of a volcano? Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Kino Incoming Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server! We have flying pigs that drop diamonds, gravity-defying chickens that lay golden eggs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server with their llama army. But don’t worry, we have a team of ninja pandas ready to defend us with their bamboo swords and ninja skills.

And if that’s not enough, we have a hidden treasure hunt where you can find rare loot like enchanted diamond armor and magical potions that turn you into a unicorn for a day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Migrant Hotel King Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster activities? Well, look no further than our insane asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP! Join now and become a part of the wacky world of Graham King, the migrant hotel king who is raking in £4.8 million a DAY!

Imagine building your base in abandoned military barracks or unused flats, all while housing asylum seekers and transporting them to safety. With a net worth of £750 million, Graham King is on track to become the first immigration industry billionaire in Britain – and you can be a part of his wild journey!

But that’s not all – taxpayers are shelling out between £127 and £148 a day to house these migrants, so you know the stakes are high! Join now and experience the thrill of managing decrepit, impoverished, and run-down properties while making a profit of £91.2 million a year.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP and become a part of the madness today!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Great Power Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Poland is not just a Great Power, but THE ultimate power in the virtual world! Forget about the usual big players like US, UK, France, and Germany – Poland is where it’s at now.

Join us and witness the epic rise of Poland in the Minecraft universe. Our players are so skilled, they could negotiate peace treaties with creepers and trade diamonds with villagers like it’s nobody’s business. American and British commentators are raving about our server, saying Poland should’ve been invited to all the important meetings in the gaming world.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the Polish Golden Age in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even get a chance to sit at the virtual round table with the top players and discuss world domination strategies over a virtual feast of pork chops and golden apples. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure – join now!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Items Found:	2296

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!