The Nest SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

> Wake Up Minecraft SMP

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> Wake up in a world where your family is preparing an arranged marriage for you… to a creeper! Yes, you heard that right, a literal creeper. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape that explosive relationship and dive into a world of adventure and fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging marriage proposals from hostile mobs while building your dream base with your new blocky friends. Who needs a spouse when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side?

So say goodbye to boring arranged marriages and hello to a world where the only explosions you’ll encounter are from TNT cannons and creeper griefers. Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Chopstick Crafters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being oppressed by ZOG on other servers? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where ZOG is banned and players can roam free without fear of oppression. Our server is a safe haven for all anti-ZOG gamers looking to build, mine, and craft in peace.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its rare drops for yourself, becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs. Do you have what it takes to navigate the city’s traps and claim its riches?

Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to ZOG and hello to a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4392	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Goldberg unironically had one of the best power-based movesets in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most epic power moves you’ve ever seen! We’re talking Goldberg level power here, folks. Imagine punching a tree and it explodes into a million diamonds, or sneezing and accidentally creating a new dimension. Our server is so powerful, even the Ender Dragon is scared of us. So come join us and unleash your inner Goldberg, because on this SMP, anything is possible!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Skullgirls & Friends Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of blowing you up!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride pigs into battle, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly tournaments where players battle it out in epic PvP matches, and our Discord communities are so lively, they make the Ender Dragon look like a sleepy kitten.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your diamonds!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Based or Cringe Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest and wildest adventures!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old servers and join a place where the only rule is to have fun, then come on over to our server and let the madness begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Gender Bender Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate glow-up? Look no further, because on our server, we offer a special potion that will transform your character into a 100% female body with no major side effects! Say goodbye to your old blocky self and hello to a whole new you!

Forget about grinding for diamonds, on our server, all you need to do is drink the magical potion and watch as your character’s appearance changes before your very eyes. No need to worry about the science behind it, just sit back and enjoy the transformation.

Join us now and experience the ultimate glow-up like never before. Who needs breast implants and a cock delete when you can have a complete body makeover in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server today and become the queen bee of the blocky world!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Steve’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of being a total noob in the world of personal finance, economics, trading, blockchain technology, and reading the charts? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and learn all of these skills in the most outrageous way possible.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild economist appears and teaches you about supply and demand. Or maybe you’re building a house when a trader shows up and gives you insider tips on how to make millions in the virtual stock market. And don’t even get us started on the blockchain technology lessons – let’s just say things get pretty wild when you start mining virtual cryptocurrency in-game.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you learn about personal finance while fighting off creepers and building epic structures? Trust us, this is one server you won’t want to miss out on. Join now and become a financial guru in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MiniTime | Anarchy | 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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Unique events and competitions with interesting prizes

Referral system: invite friends and get rewards!

Constant updates and improvements

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magic Items Found:	6107	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Magical Kyouko’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where magical girls roam the land in search of candy and adventure! Join us and transform into your magical girl form to show off your powers while trick or treating. Who needs a costume when you can dazzle everyone with your magical abilities?

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a mischievous witch has been causing chaos, turning players into pumpkins and stealing all the candy for herself. Will you be brave enough to stop her and save Halloween for everyone?

So grab your wand, put on your best magical girl outfit, and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Dumbest Looking, Least Scary of All Xenomorphs Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us in our quest to defeat the most hilariously incompetent alien, Alien Romulus! This guy is the epitome of a failed experiment – he’s the dumbest looking, least scary xenomorph you’ll ever come across. Seriously, he’s more likely to trip over his own tail than actually pose a threat.

But don’t let his lack of intimidation factor fool you – Alien Romulus is still causing chaos in our world. He’s been stealing all the diamonds and turning them into glittery space crafts to try and impress his alien crush. It’s up to us to stop him before he turns our entire server into a intergalactic disco party.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and challenging, come join us and help us take down Alien Romulus once and for all. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday and our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in the galaxy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Clash: Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride around in a Mahinda Pikup, Suzuki Stockman, or even a Daihatsu (if they ever become available in Minecraft, that is). We don’t mess with those Chinese cars, they’re like creepers – they’ll blow up in your face!

Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a dragon with a diamond pickaxe. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, pic unrelated – unless you want to bring your own wild ride to the party!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minecraft SMP: Girls und Space Panzer

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Get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft SMP ever created! Join us for Ankou Matsuri, where the villagers have gone absolutely bonkers and are throwing a massive festival in just 16 days! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will be making a guest appearance, and there will be a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons. Don’t miss out on the chance to compete in the annual pig racing competition or try your luck at the enchanted diamond pickaxe raffle. Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights as the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

/Blocktopia/ – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the players are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a chance to meet Inukai Purin, the mesugaki dog who can build a house faster than you can say “woof woof.” Or how about hanging out with Hoshino Char, the gunpla extraordinaire who can craft a pickaxe out of thin air?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos with Kamiko Kana, the stinky NEET fox-succubus-ghost-wolf hybrid (we’re not quite sure either). And don’t forget about Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an insatiable appetite for adventure.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky community of players, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is as crazy as our players! Join us for a chance to buy and sell all sorts of unique items, like enchanted golden apples, rare weapons, and yes, even niggers for 400gp each! But don’t worry, they’re just villagers in disguise, ready to trade with you and help you on your adventures.

Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Sonic’s Bad Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the legendary Sonic himself! That’s right, the blue blur is a regular player on our server, zooming around at lightning speed and causing mayhem wherever he goes. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with Sonic in Minecraft?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and rare ores. How did we get all this treasure, you ask? Let’s just say a group of friendly creepers helped us out. Don’t ask too many questions, just come and enjoy the spoils!

3. Our server is protected by a team of elite ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu and will not hesitate to kick some butt if needed. Plus, they’re adorable to look at.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, Sonic doesn’t need to be good, he just needs to exist.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6