The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Emeralds Found:	5945	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Villages Defended:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	126

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Towns Built:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4792	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Void Gems Collected:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	6608	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Zombie Dances:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magic Items Found:	5495	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Enchantments Applied:	232
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4950
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.