The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Emeralds Found:	6702	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Emeralds Found:	6613	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Towns Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6975	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Potions Brewed:	117	Dragon Eggs Found:	7351
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Emeralds Found:	6434
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Potions Brewed:	188

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.