The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5553
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	3699	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4978	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	New Chunks Explored:	77945
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ores Mined:	8044	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7660
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!