The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mines Excavated:	4453
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magic Items Found:	7570
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	73924
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Farms Harvested:	962
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9953	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Potions Brewed:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!