The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	300991	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	1863	Star Shards Collected:	70
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Mines Excavated:	2391
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Void Gems Collected:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Farms Harvested:	230
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Emeralds Found:	2150
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2815

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Crops Grown:	5761
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.