The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3706
Crops Grown:	6797	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Alien Abductions:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Star Shards Collected:	283	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Farms Harvested:	403
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Potions Brewed:	34
Void Gems Collected:	31	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magic Items Found:	7110
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ores Mined:	5245	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.