The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8950	New Chunks Explored:	311297
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Farms Harvested:	190	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Farms Harvested:	605
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	249	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Animals Bred:	63
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Divine Spears Created:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Potions Brewed:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7531	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!