The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Mines Excavated:	1016
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3568	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7044	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	544	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.