The Movie Critics Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BusStationBrawl Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only terror attack you’ll experience is when a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your house! we’ve got more action than the Beersheba Central Bus Station, with one player already killed (in-game, of course) and nine others wounded (emotionally from losing their diamond pickaxe).

our server is so lit, it’ll make you wanna scream “creeper, oh man!” as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, hidden treasures, and epic battles with other players.

join us now and experience the thrill of surviving and thriving in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie horde). trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin! (just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Mines Excavated:	3318	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Farms Harvested:	360	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LebCraft Peacekeepers

Conflict, Diplomacy, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Outrageous, peace agreement, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political statement, President Michael D Higgins, regional stability, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, united nations

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Lost Chunk Adventures

Adventures, ancient civilizations, Ancient Ruins, ancient structures, archaeological exploration, archaeological finds, archaeology, Chunk, discovery, Exploration, hidden treasures, historical sites, Lost, lost cities, Lost Civilization, marine archaeology, maritime history, ocean floor, scientist, seafloor, Submerged Structures, underwater discoveries, underwater exploration

OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Endless Night Skies:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mines Excavated:	1661

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Breakthrough, Commissions, Events, general, guides, Hards, Izuna, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, Natsu, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reisa, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, Scrimmages, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

5MinLegalMadness, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PixelPleasures

daily delights, daily happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant mood boost, instant pick-me-up, little joys, little things that matter, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPleasures, positive vibes, quick happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys in life, small things

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

Disaster, maritime accident, maritime disaster, military vessel, naval history, naval incident, naval investigation, Naval mishap, naval operations, naval protocol, naval rescue, naval safety, naval tragedy, naval vessel, new zealand, NZ Navy, runs aground, Ship, Shipwreck, ShipwreckedNavyCraft, sinks

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Emeralds Found:	3688
Animals Bred:	161	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

ASK, ask first, Confront, Drama, expensive, Friends, high end, lotion, Minecraft, Moisturizer, Mutual, overreacting, passive aggressive, Permission, products, roommate, selfish, Sensitive skin, Server, sharing, skincare, SkincareCraft, uptight

Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Farms Harvested:	917
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5633	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

BRIBE, Bridesmaids, Elopement, elopement decision, eloping, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, groomsmen, interfamily conflict, moms, refusing wedding, Server, step siblings, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	New Chunks Explored:	357450
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1