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Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	7645	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	286
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Towns Built:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

5MinLegalMadness, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PixelPleasures

daily delights, daily happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant mood boost, instant pick-me-up, little joys, little things that matter, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPleasures, positive vibes, quick happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys in life, small things

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Holy Grails Found:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Block Party

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join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Emeralds Found:	8946
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Animals Bred:	73
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	4392	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	906

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Blockheadz R Us

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone will finally understand you! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirky sense of humor, your love for building giant statues of llamas, and your obsession with collecting every type of block in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens, exploring a secret underground city filled with diamond ore, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is a place where you can truly be yourself and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join now and show the world just how misunderstood and awesome you really are!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyTaiwanLand

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come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a taiwanese president! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the motherland (sorry mainland china, you ain’t the real deal). our republic is older than your grandma’s dentures, so come on over and build some epic structures while dodging political controversies like a pro. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server – it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and love triangles. join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Luke Look Server

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hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have a secret hidden treasure chest in the spawn area that is filled with diamonds and golden apples! but be careful, there is a giant chicken guarding it that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that is haunted by friendly ghosts who will give u free enchanted armor! and if u find the secret portal in the nether, it will take u to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant statue of a potato that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join our server and have the time of ur life! or at least until the giant chicken eats u. lolz!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23