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CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like a sad little block? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and over a pit of lava. Who needs therapy when you can ride a minecart through a fiery inferno?

Feeling lost and alone? Don’t worry, our SMP is like a big dysfunctional family where everyone argues over who gets to be the king of the castle and who has to clean up after the pigs. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less dramatic close-ups.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and let Minecraft be your therapist, your best friend, and your favorite reality show all rolled into one. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LoudCarGriefersCraft

annoying noise pollution, attention seeking, disrespectful behavior., disruptive driving, disruptive vehicles, disturbing the neighborhood, disturbing the peace, excessive noise, excessive revving, guys, inconsiderate behavior, irritating drivers, loud exhaust, loud vehicles, LoudCarGriefersCraft, noisy cars, obnoxious drivers, rude motorists, unnecessary attention, unnecessary noise

Are you tired of hearing those obnoxiously loud vehicles roaring by your house at all hours of the day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all loud vehicles from existence! No more revving engines or screeching tires to ruin your peaceful gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as these groovy llamas bust out their best moves on the dance floor, all while wearing stylish sunglasses and top hats.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they make a mean omelette for breakfast.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most llama-tastic gaming experience of your life! Join now and say goodbye to loud vehicles forever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	24	Falling into the Void:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SaiedCraft2023

authoritarianism, behind bars, candidates, civil liberties, Democracy, Electoral Process, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, MIDDLE EAST, North Africa, opposition, Political Climate, Politics, Presidential election, re-election, saied, SaiedCraft2023, Tunisia, Votes, Voting

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we vote for the best block and the losers get thrown in jail! saied is our fearless leader who always wins because he can build the best dirt houses! join us for some crazy fun and maybe you’ll get re-elected as the top builder in tunisia!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8164	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Potions Brewed:	161	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Gaslighting Gurus: Blame Shifters

Blame, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, gaslighting awareness, gaslighting behavior, gaslighting behavior patterns, gaslighting dynamics, gaslighting effects, gaslighting patterns, gaslighting psychological manipulation., gaslighting relationships, gaslighting signs, gaslighting tactics, gaslighting victims, gurus, Manipulation, mental health, narcissism, Projection, psychological abuse, shifters, toxic behavior, victim blaming

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and mind-boggling puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the electric slide with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. And remember, the people who accuse others of gaslighting tend to be the ones who are gaslighting them. But don’t worry, our llamas have got your back. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure

Adventure, Atherosclerosis, Blood lipid levels, CarbFree, Carbohydrate restriction, cardiovascular disease, cholesterol levels, clinical trial, Coronary artery disease, dietary intervention, health outcomes, heart health, high-fat diet, KETO trial, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, LDL cholesterol, lipid profile, low carb diet, metabolic health, nutrition research, vascular health, weight loss

LOL DO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH.

SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.

WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.

SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FerrumPlay 2.0 – New season! Minecraft server

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What is FerrumPlay 2.0? FerrumPlay 2.0 is a free-to-play project aimed at vanilla survival without private parties and unnecessary garbage, where players have complete freedom of action, and the future of the server depends only on them.Private? Yes, although FerrumPlay is a private server, anyone can play on it. To access the server, you must be linked to a Discord account.Additional questions? Contact our Discord server: dsc.gg/ferrumplay

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Modern Anarchy: Where chaos reigns and creepers are the real rulers!

admins, Anarchy, Chaos, chat color, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Donate, Exploration, Forge, Hacks, Lag-free, MODERN, Mysteries, new york, Plugins, PvP, real, REIGNS, Resets, rulers, Survival, survival skills, Vanilla, Vote, Wasteland, world border

Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
No bans ever – only mutes for chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:

Explore a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage pvp; bypass if you can, no rules!
Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input:

Join our Discord and engage with the community.
Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21.1).
Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

Support the Chaos:

Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

Server IP: modern-anarchy.org

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Love Letters Sent:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MonMon Minecraft Server

Anime, Arakure Ojousama, comedy, Drama, Expecting Baby, family life, high school, IMMINENT, Japanese culture, Love Triangle, Manga, Minecraft, MonMon, Monmon Shiteiru, pregnancy announcement, rich girl, romance, school life, second pregnancy, secret relationship, Server, slice of life, young adult

Are you ready for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw tea parties. Rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a llama into battle and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, word on the street is that a second pregnancy is imminent on the server – who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans that will bring! So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mines Excavated:	4307	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AG Peach Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, AGPeach! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant peach that you have to climb to enter the server. It’s like a fruity challenge just to get started!

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. Want diamonds? Better start trading with those llama overlords!

3. The admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by replacing their houses with giant bamboo structures. It’s all in good fun, right?

4. Our Nether is filled with flying pigs who shoot fireballs out of their snouts. It’s like a bacon-themed fireworks show every time you enter the Nether!

5. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join AGPeach and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed

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Are you tired of being the emotional support for your mom’s never-ending drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more being dragged into family feuds or forced to be a buffer at awkward gatherings. On our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with your friends without any family drama ruining the vibe.

Say goodbye to being the mediator between warring family members and hello to a world where the only conflict is between players battling it out in epic PvP matches. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies instead?

So come on, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck in the middle of your mom’s feud with your aunt. Plus, we have virtual cake that won’t be ruined by family tension – what more could you ask for?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1565
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GF vs Charity – Who Wins?

aita, Charity, Communication, Conflict, Contribution, DEBT, down payment, dramatic, ex wife, financial commitment, financially stupid, furious, Girlfriend, giving money, House, Lottery, relationship, Responsible, selfish, Wins

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any messy divorces or angry girlfriends!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a whole community of fellow players to build and explore with?

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your virtual dream house without any financial commitments or drama! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!

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Are you tired of studying alone and falling asleep in your textbooks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate study buddy you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic building competitions, and secret underground libraries where you can actually study in peace (if you can survive the zombie apocalypse, that is). Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about redstone engineering by building a working roller coaster or study history by reenacting epic battles with your fellow players? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PerfektionCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where every block is perfectly placed, just like in that one movie where the director was a block placing genius. Rumor has it, the entire movie was actually filmed in our server because it was just that good. So if you want to be a part of cinematic history and witness the ultimate block placing experience, come join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Farms Harvested:	361
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server

400 mln euros, action plan, defence minister, drone, Dutch, EuroDroneWar, Minecraft, pledges, Server, Ukraine

lolz join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a dutch defense minister who will give u 400 mln euros for a drone action plan with ukraine like wut even is that??? come build ur own drone army and take over the server with ur epic flying machines. who needs diamonds when u got drones, amirite??? plus, u might even get to meet the dutch defense minister in game and get some insider tips on how to rule the world with ur drones. join now and start ur journey to world domination, one drone at a time!!!! #dronelife #minecraftmadness #dutchdefenseministerOP

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PentaCraft Defense Summit

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OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ DA DEFENSE CHIEFS OF US AND ISRAEL R GONNA MEET AT DA PENTAGON ON OCT 9 AND WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY AFTER AND BUILD A GIANT PENTAGON IN DA GAME AND BATTLE IT OUT LIKE EPIC WARRIORS. U DONT WANNA MISS DIS, IT GONNA BE LIT AF. JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT 4EVA. #PENTAGONPARTY #EPICBATTLES #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Zombie Dances:	10