Are you tired of watching movies with normies who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft SMP where we discuss only the most redpilled films that will make your brain explode with enlightenment! Our community is filled with film buffs who will dissect every scene and uncover hidden messages that will blow your mind. So come join us and get ready to have your worldview completely shattered in the best way possible!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Crops Grown: 2015
Ores Mined: 5712 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Potions Brewed: 89 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Ultimate Fight Club 307 Minecraft SMP Gamethread #4

    Ultimate Fight Club 307 Minecraft SMP Gamethread #4
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join heem.com for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    Why should you join heem.com, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pit of lava, or the time we held a massive sheep shearing competition that ended in a wooly explosion. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken rebellion against the cows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the land and challenges players to epic boss battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join heem.com today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 322 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 92 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • GymTimeGoneWrong Minecraft Server

    GymTimeGoneWrong Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

    Picture this: a husband who refuses to use the free gym at his job and instead joins one closer to home, causing chaos in his pregnant wife’s already hectic life. Will he ever learn to be considerate of dinner, bed, and bath time routines? Will the wife’s in-laws save the day on a family day trip? Find out on our server, where the drama is as intense as a PvP battle!

    Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between a tired pregnant wife and her gym-loving husband. Will they reconcile or will the spare room become a permanent residence? Only on our server can you experience such outrageous stories and laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • StreamCleanerCraft

    StreamCleanerCraft
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of your partner ruining everything they touch, then this server is perfect for you!

    Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning up after your virtual spouse who can’t seem to do anything right. From poorly cleaned bottles to ruined pump parts, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

    But wait, there’s more! If you catch your partner leaving milk out to spoil or falling asleep instead of doing the dishes, you have the power to cancel all their favorite streaming services and theme park passes. Who needs entertainment when you can hire a virtual housekeeper instead?

    So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue! Who needs a well-functioning household when you can have endless entertainment cleaning up after your partner’s virtual messes? Join now and see if you’re the AH for hiring a housekeeper without asking!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 3230
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Ores Mined: 3427
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • TikTokWeirdo on Minecraft SMP

    TikTokWeirdo on Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of watching weird TikTok videos and ready to experience some craziness in Minecraft? Join our SMP where the only thing weirder than TikTok is our community! We’ve got players building giant statues of dancing chickens, creating roller coasters that defy gravity, and even hosting epic llama races through the Nether. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server out there. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft, join us now!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Villages Defended: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Hungry4Craft: No Propaganda!

    Hungry4Craft: No Propaganda!
    yo, u ever been to a minecraft server where the players are so lit they start protesting against the state media propaganda in Hungary? well, welcome to our server where things get WILD. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil state media. who knew playing minecraft could be so revolutionary? come join us and be a part of history in the making. just watch out for those creepers, they might be government spies in disguise. #minecraftrevolution #downwithpropaganda

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 278 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Eldoria: A Server Where Villagers Unionize and Demand Modded Benefits

    Eldoria: A Server Where Villagers Unionize and Demand Modded Benefits

    Custom-Built World Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    Custom Mods for Ultimate Creativity
    Explore Diverse Biomes and Environments Thanks to Biomes O’ Plenty, the world is full of stunning landscapes to discover.
    Collaborate and Trade with Fellow Players Team up with others to share resources, trade essential items, or work on projects together.
    Balanced, Fun, and Drama-Free Gameplay Our staff ensures smooth and fair gameplay for everyone to enjoy.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Add me on Discord (juswannarock) to get access to the server.

    Q: What can I do on the server?

    A: You can create, govern, and develop your own nation, explore diverse biomes, collaborate with other players, and enjoy balanced gameplay.

    Q: Are there rules on the server?

    A: Yes, our server has rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The Moat Minecraft Server

    The Moat Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJ and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s the place to be if you want to show off your sick dance moves while avoiding exploding mobs.

    2. We have a floating island made entirely out of diamond blocks that rains down golden apples every hour. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player who wants to be showered in riches while snacking on delicious apples.

    3. The Nether on our server is actually a tropical paradise with lava water slides and zombie pigmen serving up fruity drinks with tiny umbrellas. Who knew the fiery depths of hell could be so relaxing and fun?

    4. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated the Wither boss with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. If you want to learn from the best and become a Minecraft master, this is the place to be.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the MOAT (middest of all time) for yourself! Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and unexpected surprises around every corner.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Financially Illiterate Minecraft SMP

    Financially Illiterate Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in a dirt hut because your parents never taught you about money? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we teach you the value of diamonds and the power of a good trade deal.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Through our wacky economy system and epic minigames, they rose to become the richest player on the server, building a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

    So if you want to go from rags to riches and show your parents that you can handle your own finances, join our server now! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the one giving financial advice to your family.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SMP: AFKmininglol

    SMP: AFKmininglol
    Are you sitting at home twiddling your thumbs, wishing you were part of an epic Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers break out into dance battles? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyManJoy

    CraftyManJoy
    Are you tired of trying to keep your man happy in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build him a virtual castle and he’ll be over the moon! Our server is filled with magical potions that make your man never want to leave your side, virtual diamonds that will make him propose in no time, and even a secret love potion that will make him worship the ground you walk on. Join now and say goodbye to all your relationship problems, because on our server, keeping your man happy is as easy as placing a block!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Magic Items Found: 4596
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69

    SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur dream house, fight dragons, and ride unicorns all day long! this server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party!

    join us and u’ll get to meet our resident minecraft wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco cave where the zombies like to bust a move!

    we also have a petting zoo filled with baby creepers and ender dragons that u can cuddle with! and if u’re feeling adventurous, u can go on a quest to find the legendary golden pickaxe of doom that shoots fireballs!

    so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 97 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Neoproterozoic Life Survivors

    Neoproterozoic Life Survivors
    LOL U WANNA KNOW WHERE ALL DA AMOEBAS AND PLANTS AND ANIMALS CAME FROM? JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN SEE FOR URSELF! WE GOT AMOEBAS DOIN’ THE MACARENA, PLANTS DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND ANIMALS DOIN’ BACKFLIPS!

    DIS SERVER BE LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO 800 MILLION YEARS AGO, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WILD AND WACKY! WE SURVIVED TWO GLACIATIONS, SO U KNOW WE TOUGH AS NAILS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Magic Items Found: 7215 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns

    Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns
    Avalon <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/about/minecraft-but-nether-turns-into-overworld/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Avalon Minecraft Server

    Server Trailer: Watch Here

    TikTok: Visit our TikTok

    Server IP: defend.avalon.today

    Avalon is Under Attack!

    You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own, uncover secrets, and conquer the Great Evil.

    Avalon is an mmoRPG combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline with 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, experience a unique gameplay experience.

    Features:

    Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
    NPC-based Questing
    Keep Inventory enabled
    Custom Skills and Magic Spells
    Custom Armor & Weapons
    Co-operative Towny environment
    Silk Touch Spawners
    Crates, Voting, Banking
    Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up

    Server Rules:

    • No griefing or stealing
    • No scamming
    • Be respectful
    • Be ethical
    • Use common sense

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

    Question: How do I join a kingdom on Avalon?

    Answer: You can join a kingdom by interacting with the Kingdom NPCs in Avalon or by creating your own kingdom and inviting others to join.

    Question: Are there daily loot drops on the server?

    Answer: Yes, there are daily loot drops from the 14 final bosses on Avalon.

    Question: Can I play as a lone wolf or do I have to join a Town?

    Answer: You can choose to play as a lone wolf, join an existing Town, or create your own Town on Avalon.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server

    Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener on the other side, but sometimes it’s yellow! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that deep within our server’s mines, there lies a block of cheese so delicious that even the creepers can’t resist it. Players have been known to risk life and limb just to get a taste of that cheesy goodness.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, whose wool changes color every time it eats a different flower. It’s like a living, breathing tie-dye factory!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with glowsticks and funky music. It’s a rave like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the grass is sometimes yellow and the adventures are always wild. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP

    Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who didn’t have a race car VHS reminder. Can you believe it? Yeah, neither can we. But on our server, we have race car VHS reminders galore! You’ll never forget to watch your favorite race car movies again.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critter you’ll stumble upon next.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just make sure you don’t forget your race car VHS reminder!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2600
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Runes Activated: 8 Void Armor Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY