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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7402 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 3042 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2186 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!