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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6597 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!