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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7743 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 3481 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4625 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!