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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4485 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!