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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 3048 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 7010 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!