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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 712 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!