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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 1625 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 3297 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!