The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	4644
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyQuotez

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“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/velvet-smp/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Crops Grown:	1251	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ZHumorCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	4189	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyWarfareMC

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Divine Spears Created:	28
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

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Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	159	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ores Mined:	4716

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.