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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6984 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to never lose the game! If you’re looking for a place to chat about your childhood memories, like whether or not you believed in Santa or what your favorite childhood activity was, then this is the server for you.
But beware, we have a strict “no foid bait” policy, so leave your female drama at the door. And if you’re a tranny, you’re more than welcome to join as long as you head over to our /lgbt/ section.
Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some self-improvement along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to winning the game of life while playing Minecraft! So come on in and let’s craft some memories together.
