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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2045 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to never lose the game! If you’re looking for a place to chat about your childhood memories, like whether or not you believed in Santa or what your favorite childhood activity was, then this is the server for you.
But beware, we have a strict “no foid bait” policy, so leave your female drama at the door. And if you’re a tranny, you’re more than welcome to join as long as you head over to our /lgbt/ section.
Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some self-improvement along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to winning the game of life while playing Minecraft! So come on in and let’s craft some memories together.
