The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Star Shards Collected:	228
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	457549	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	782	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Animals Bred:	150	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Enchantments Applied:	142	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Votes:	8410
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Potions Brewed:	47	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5084
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3448
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	122	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchantments Applied:	289
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com