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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2319 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.
But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.
So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!
