The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3160
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5570
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Potions Brewed:	112	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Ores Mined:	7478
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Animals Bred:	171	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	137	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

mc.savermc.net

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	394
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

EdenPrison.com

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7766	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

mcs.dogecraft.net

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Ores Mined:	5838
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

37.59.219.147:25579

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Buildings Constructed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Animesucht.com

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Potions Brewed:	157	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

blotcraft.com

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	965	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

join.mineseed.org