Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Magic Items Found: 1620 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Crops Grown: 2308

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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