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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5641 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 58 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7633 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!