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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 1439 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Votes: | 4495 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
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