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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 7634 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Emeralds Found: | 6349 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!