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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9705 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!