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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 3767 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 446 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 1087 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!