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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 9845 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!