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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4554 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Animals Bred: | 136 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!