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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 202 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 4159 |
Ores Mined: | 4593 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!