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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2298 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!