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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 5192 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!